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	Main Forum - Off Topic News Posts - Search - Previous - Next A punch in the face. Teach that baby that no one's gonna put up with it's shit. dead_cat 12/16/10, 04:11 0 Then give it a soft-ass fuzzy teddy bear with stitched -- not plastic -- eyes. It probably won't be appropriate for play until the kid is a little older, but it's fairly easy to find a good teddy, and will make for a good-looking gift. Previous - Next Reply - Reply With Quote what is a good christmas present for a baby (Crispin C) 12/14/10, 13:39 It's a teddy bear that's also a robot (The Head of John the Baptist) 12/14/10, 13:44 Holy shit (ClumsyShoujoProtagonist) 12/14/10, 14:11 We picked up a few for our nieces and nephews at Target a couple of weeks ago (The Head of John the Baptist) 12/14/10, 14:17 Squeeze their crotches and they warble "When the Saints Go Marchin' In". (Hymen Wreck) 12/14/10, 21:49 awesome :D (Crispin C) 12/14/10, 14:30 you will need to suit up and punch moms to get these. (imhotep) 12/15/10, 15:15 Stuffed animal, puppy-shaped. Babies go apeshit for those. (n/t) (Yip Man) 12/14/10, 13:45 ooh yes puppies! (Crispin C) 12/14/10, 14:33 something really really small so it's the same scale as the baby! nt (asian hick) 12/14/10, 14:14 thousands of dollars (Justice Scalia) 12/14/10, 17:08 a baby-sized bear suit (smoking spiderhole) 12/14/10, 17:19 A sack of broken glass. Or is this baby the spawn of someone you actually like? (EsnRedshirt) 12/14/10, 17:22 the missus' stock present (didcotmassif) 12/14/10, 17:26 was this copy/pasted from an icecycle post? (halon) 12/14/10, 17:43 uh (Crispin C) 12/14/10, 18:05 RE: uh (Hymen Wreck) 12/14/10, 21:53 A cardboard box (RomancingTrain) 12/14/10, 17:35 what's your price range? -nt- (Billie_Joe_Buttfuck) 12/14/10, 17:36 dad's a good dude who was a decent friend even when i was a crazy asshole (Crispin C) 12/14/10, 17:39 Here's a few good gifts for cognitive development that are under $50 (Billie_Joe_Buttfuck) 12/14/10, 18:13 oh my (Crispin C) 12/14/10, 18:19 Any time. -nt- (Billie_Joe_Buttfuck) 12/14/10, 19:29 We've got this. It's awesome. $42 (gorch) 12/15/10, 14:41 sweet yeah this is exactly what i ended up ordering (Crispin C) 12/15/10, 15:11 ... (ebola) 12/15/10, 18:28 Evolution is goddamn clever. (Sundry) 12/15/10, 21:24 oh! (petep) 12/14/10, 22:26 What ever you get, wrap it in an oversized box with a ton of packing peanuts (Wonko the Sane) 12/14/10, 21:19 dried Commiphora resin (Ringo_ate_my_baby) 12/15/10, 01:40 Dr. Seuss books (nt) (mashuren) 12/15/10, 13:14 An iPhone. They fucking love them and you can get a stolen one pretty cheap. nt (Dr Dim) 12/15/10, 19:49 Whatever else you do, throw in a copy of Chicka Chicka Boom Boom. (The Librarian) 12/15/10, 20:23 baby bathrobe (nt) (Chancho) 12/15/10, 22:26 Ten trashcans. n/t (Cuntipede) 12/15/10, 22:30 diarrhea (Harold Manchester) 12/16/10, 02:02 A punch in the face. Teach that baby that no one's gonna put up with it's shit. (dead_cat) 12/16/10, 04:11 A red ball. (BallGag) 12/16/10, 04:42 I cannot separate the post title from your username. (EsnRedshirt) 12/16/10, 11:01 they have the technology to bronze an entire baby now (Braze) 12/16/10, 05:05 I take it all back. Go with this one. (dead_cat) 12/16/10, 06:53 Vayjazzle if it's a girl, Hooker if it's a boy. (voodoo_pork) 12/16/10, 21:03
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