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It's a teddy bear that's also a robot
The Head of John the Baptist
12/14/10, 13:44
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what is a good christmas present for a baby
(Crispin C)
12/14/10, 13:39
It's a teddy bear that's also a robot
(The Head of John the Baptist) 12/14/10, 13:44
Holy shit
(ClumsyShoujoProtagonist)
12/14/10, 14:11
We picked up a few for our nieces and nephews at Target a couple of weeks ago
(The Head of John the Baptist)
12/14/10, 14:17
Squeeze their crotches and they warble "When the Saints Go Marchin' In".
(Hymen Wreck)
12/14/10, 21:49
awesome :D
(Crispin C)
12/14/10, 14:30
you will need to suit up and punch moms to get these.
(imhotep)
12/15/10, 15:15
Stuffed animal, puppy-shaped. Babies go apeshit for those. (n/t)
(Yip Man)
12/14/10, 13:45
ooh yes puppies!
(Crispin C)
12/14/10, 14:33
something really really small so it's the same scale as the baby! nt
(asian hick)
12/14/10, 14:14
thousands of dollars
(Justice Scalia)
12/14/10, 17:08
a baby-sized bear suit
(smoking spiderhole)
12/14/10, 17:19
A sack of broken glass. Or is this baby the spawn of someone you actually like?
(EsnRedshirt)
12/14/10, 17:22
the missus' stock present
(didcotmassif)
12/14/10, 17:26
was this copy/pasted from an icecycle post?
(halon)
12/14/10, 17:43
uh
(Crispin C)
12/14/10, 18:05
RE: uh
(Hymen Wreck)
12/14/10, 21:53
A cardboard box
(RomancingTrain)
12/14/10, 17:35
what's your price range? -nt-
(Billie_Joe_Buttfuck)
12/14/10, 17:36
dad's a good dude who was a decent friend even when i was a crazy asshole
(Crispin C)
12/14/10, 17:39
Here's a few good gifts for cognitive development that are under $50
(Billie_Joe_Buttfuck)
12/14/10, 18:13
oh my
(Crispin C)
12/14/10, 18:19
Any time. -nt-
(Billie_Joe_Buttfuck)
12/14/10, 19:29
We've got this. It's awesome. $42
(gorch)
12/15/10, 14:41
sweet yeah this is exactly what i ended up ordering
(Crispin C)
12/15/10, 15:11
...
(ebola)
12/15/10, 18:28
Evolution is goddamn clever.
(Sundry)
12/15/10, 21:24
oh!
(petep)
12/14/10, 22:26
What ever you get, wrap it in an oversized box with a ton of packing peanuts
(Wonko the Sane)
12/14/10, 21:19
dried Commiphora resin
(Ringo_ate_my_baby)
12/15/10, 01:40
Dr. Seuss books (nt)
(mashuren)
12/15/10, 13:14
An iPhone. They fucking love them and you can get a stolen one pretty cheap. nt
(Dr Dim)
12/15/10, 19:49
Whatever else you do, throw in a copy of Chicka Chicka Boom Boom.
(The Librarian)
12/15/10, 20:23
baby bathrobe (nt)
(Chancho)
12/15/10, 22:26
Ten trashcans. n/t
(Cuntipede)
12/15/10, 22:30
diarrhea
(Harold Manchester)
12/16/10, 02:02
A punch in the face. Teach that baby that no one's gonna put up with it's shit.
(dead_cat)
12/16/10, 04:11
A red ball.
(BallGag)
12/16/10, 04:42
I cannot separate the post title from your username.
(EsnRedshirt)
12/16/10, 11:01
they have the technology to bronze an entire baby now
(Braze)
12/16/10, 05:05
I take it all back. Go with this one.
(dead_cat)
12/16/10, 06:53
Vayjazzle if it's a girl, Hooker if it's a boy.
(voodoo_pork)
12/16/10, 21:03
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