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Take two.
Oh No 08/27/10, 16:16

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Ralph Tracy was a ridiculous man with a horrifying degree of influence over the world.

He clapped twice and chained buxom maidens were forced to suck his dick. It was terrible and even Tracy himself didn't seem to enjoy anything that happened.

He pulled from his bottle of illegal wine and texted a foreign leader whose name escaped him but he assured that leader that the money would be there and he would be free to burn Colonel Mendez's farmland. He wondered for about six seconds about who depended on that land.

Life's a bitch, Ralph Tracy mused, as he kicked a dog into a pit of spikes.
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Tracy's Dilemma (self righteous arthropod) 08/27/10, 01:01
gay (bakune young) 08/27/10, 01:46
bless you, bakune young nt (self righteous arthropod) 08/27/10, 03:12
In my defence (self righteous arthropod) 08/27/10, 12:38
fuck you (yrmom) 08/27/10, 12:40
I will absolutely stop making you come into the story forums, (self righteous arthropod) 08/27/10, 12:45
No, seriously. (Yikes) 08/27/10, 12:54
why do you write (yrmom) 08/27/10, 15:22
No you didn't (Knuckles) 08/27/10, 13:10
this is the worst excuse (Xiphias) 08/27/10, 14:12
It really is (Knuckles) 08/27/10, 16:36
RE: It really is (Xiphias) 08/27/10, 17:00
bullfuckingshit (Xiphias) 08/27/10, 14:11
but what if it were true (imhotep) 08/27/10, 17:48
nothing really happens (Xiphias) 08/27/10, 11:00
No you weren't (Knuckles) 08/27/10, 13:21
RE: No you weren't (Yikes) 08/27/10, 14:42
I was high and I did think you guys would like it. (self righteous arthropod) 08/27/10, 14:56
D: (Yikes) 08/27/10, 15:31
No I told you guys a story or two ago, it's sadomasicism. nt (self righteous arthropod) 08/27/10, 12:45
or just a general longing for attention (Xiphias) 08/27/10, 14:14
Also quite possible. nt (self righteous arthropod) 08/27/10, 14:57
I also think this is a little unfair. (self righteous arthropod) 08/27/10, 15:06
NO MAN CAN STOP ME!!! (Lurchi) 08/27/10, 15:09
How about you cut off your hands? (Sean Robinson) 08/27/10, 15:21
Bullshit. (Brass) 08/27/10, 15:21
you think too much about gimmicks (Xiphias) 08/27/10, 15:25
other things to include (Xiphias) 08/27/10, 16:17
Oh sweet, it's available on Google books (Castor_Fiber) 09/07/10, 16:53
Ugh, that link is unusable, just google it n/t (Castor_Fiber) 09/07/10, 16:53
Take two. (Oh No) 08/27/10, 16:16
Sweeden (wheellock-railgun) 08/27/10, 16:19
The citizens of Sweeden are known as Sweedies. (Pinkie Snarq) 09/06/10, 19:40
Here I fixed it. (nocash) 08/27/10, 17:58
See now it works (nocash) 09/02/10, 11:08
Every time SRA shits out a new story, (missfire cracker) 08/28/10, 00:45
okay fuck it let's get a beer sometime. (The Amazing Thracian Bicycle) 09/07/10, 17:51



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