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My dad discovered a bullet proof way of acting up in public
Syd Midnight 09/04/09, 17:46 | 
8 | He was getting a smacking in public that he didn't feel was fair, so he feigned retardation. With everybody looking he started hooting and lolling his tongue and doing a great act he'd practiced as she smacked him. Of course this made his mother hit him harder so he started retard-crying and "I WUV OOO MOM" while she smacked him and yelled at him to knock it off until everybody in the store was looking at this horrible woman beating her poor retarded child.
It was bulletproof until she dragged him out to the car, there his cunning plan began to quickly unravel. Over 40 years later my grandma still refuses to go into a Kmart with my dad because if that specific incident. | | Previous - Next | Reply - Reply With Quote | | | | |
:D (Xiphias) 09/04/09, 14:06 fixed (nocash) 09/08/09, 11:18 |
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