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	Main Forum - Polls - Search - Previous - Next I worked for a chain where one of those boats killed someone athodyd 05/18/09, 20:43 0 Our location didn't have one, but every major employee meeting had to run through the various Celebration Station fatalities for our edification/amusement. The ride attendant had been working kiddie land all day and was consequently very bored. He began kicking his leg in and out of the arc described be Ye Olde Krazy Viking Longboate while it was at either end of his swing. Somehow, bizarrely, he messed up his timing, and as our manager said, "they had to wash him out of the machinery with a hose." So don't do that. Previous - Next Reply - Reply With Quote Worst amusement park rides. (Tuan Jim) 05/17/09, 21:59 Whichever one had the highest body count at Action Park. nt (SharoKham) 05/18/09, 09:44 man, action park was great (The Head of John the Baptist) 05/18/09, 11:02 The worst (and best) ride to ever exist (revdrew) 05/18/09, 13:35 This looks more like a theme park you'd see in a Simpson's episode. (EsnRedshirt) 05/18/09, 15:10 My sister worked there (jeremysfishdied) 05/18/09, 20:35 wow, that place sounds like it was awesome (nt) (Xiphias) 05/19/09, 14:09 so i happened upon this today and thought i'd share it with you wistful folks. (mumbly joe) 05/19/09, 00:39 the spider was pretty bad (corneille) 05/18/09, 10:48 Magic Mountain- Spin Out. (EsnRedshirt) 05/18/09, 11:34 Oh shit, the Turkish Twist. (Tuan Jim) 05/18/09, 15:34 At six flags it was called tom's twister (as in tom sawyer.) It was awesome! (nt (Xiphias) 05/18/09, 15:43 The Gravitron! (revdrew) 05/18/09, 16:41 The Round 'em Up! (Aoi) 05/18/09, 19:07 oh man (Ringo_ate_my_baby) 05/18/09, 20:12 People got sick on a Rotor? (Ringo_ate_my_baby) 05/18/09, 20:06 People who happen to turn their heads even an nth of a degree away from (Chalkdust) 05/18/09, 22:37 Really? (Ringo_ate_my_baby) 05/19/09, 00:13 Also- looking up at the peanut gallery spinning at high speed can do it. (EsnRedshirt) 05/19/09, 00:19 I can see that. (Ringo_ate_my_baby) 05/19/09, 22:11 THE BANGCOASTER (NT) (Mr Burble) 05/18/09, 11:42 I rode the Bangcoaster and all I got was a bear stuffed with newspaper. (mobius) 05/18/09, 21:00 ALL OF THEM (racetraitor) 05/18/09, 12:30 Are you rating sex with a juggalo over a day at the amusement park? (Tuan Jim) 05/18/09, 15:37 dr. doom's fear extractor or whatever they call it in universal studios (mumbly joe) 05/18/09, 13:00 Sounds like it's cast from the same mold as the Dark Knight (laces_out) 05/18/09, 13:49 Quassy: "Monster Roller Coaster" (Plinko) 05/18/09, 13:46 RE: Quassy: "Monster Roller Coaster" (Lurchi) 05/18/09, 15:25 I looked it up: it's been there since the 50's and is retiring this year nt (Plinko) 05/18/09, 17:03 the flying dutchman or whatever it is called in your local park (yrmom) 05/18/09, 16:15 There's one of those that goes the whole way upside down. (EsnRedshirt) 05/18/09, 16:20 I worked for a chain where one of those boats killed someone (athodyd) 05/18/09, 20:43 Anything that leaves the ground is utterly terrifying to me. (XYAmazon) 05/18/09, 17:09 the cyclone is wonderful (pastichery) 05/18/09, 18:03 maXair at Cedar Point. (bobbarker) 05/18/09, 17:43 Windjammer at Knott's Berry Farmer. (Trevler) 05/18/09, 18:57 and to think they got rid of the Soap Box Racers for that piece of shit.(nt) (Horsecock Johnson, M.D.) 05/18/09, 21:46 The Ninja at Six Flags Over Georgia (mobius) 05/18/09, 21:04 If I remember correctly, the Ninja at Six Flags Magic Mountain (dora's cough) 05/20/09, 00:55 anything that is bolted together in the parking lot of Kroger's (Long Gone Daddy) 05/18/09, 21:52 They are put together with rubber bands and paper clips by junkies. (spork865) 05/21/09, 22:49 I can't remember the name of it, but here is the article of why it closed: (Rudo Magnifico) 05/18/09, 22:10 There is one of those in the parking lot of a local mall right now. (mobius) 05/19/09, 00:22 Two roller coasters. Same name, same design. (Caminante Nocturno) 05/18/09, 22:21 I was just thinking about that one the other day. (Forensic) 05/18/09, 23:09 Two minutes of Google later: (Forensic) 05/18/09, 23:16 Shit, I loved King's Dominion as a kid. (mobius) 05/19/09, 00:21 As far as KD goes, I recall the Grizzly being more rickety (dododge) 05/19/09, 13:45 I almost fell out of the Grizzly as a child (Lorenzo Stomp) 05/21/09, 23:08 RE: I almost fell out of the Grizzly as a child (dododge) 05/23/09, 07:13 RE: I almost fell out of the Grizzly as a child (dododge) 05/25/09, 03:08 Ah, King's Dominion. (Isfahan) 05/23/09, 16:21 Addendum re: Spin Out, Turkish Twist, Gravitron, et al. (Isfahan) 05/23/09, 16:25 You know- I've never ridden The Zipper, but I imagine it would be vomit inducing (EsnRedshirt) 05/19/09, 00:24 I've ridden it a few times (Rudo Magnifico) 05/19/09, 23:42 I love the Zipper (Urist) 05/22/09, 02:22 I've been on the Zipper. (Fur is Murder) 05/22/09, 04:01 Terrifying. Me, too. (pub_enum) 05/23/09, 22:40 Sydney's Luna Park ghost train killed seven people (Dr Dim) 05/20/09, 00:39 Pre-Depression wooder roller coasters (anonymous coward) 05/21/09, 12:16 You could not be more wrong. (Lothy) 05/21/09, 12:46 Big, old, wooden, smashmouth roller coasters. They'll cut you wide open. (Tuan Jim) 05/21/09, 23:10 Well your user name is apt. nt (Severian the Torturer) 05/21/09, 22:59 The salt and pepper shakers at Knoebels (elysburg PA) (spork865) 05/21/09, 22:46 (skip the first :30 of the video nt) (spork865) 05/21/09, 22:47 The Orbiter (Urist) 05/22/09, 02:18
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