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That's like setting a trap for a LARPer using boffer swords and wizard hats Helena Handbasket 03/29/09, 16:18			0
laced with Dorito powder. Like how you mentioned your mom wants to put her balls in something! WHOA. It's not my family is just confused about sizing and not used to dealing with small balls.
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I usually don't do this (Plinko) 03/27/09, 20:38

I don't know what to tell you (wench) 03/27/09, 20:41

Think about it this way (Noober) 03/27/09, 20:43

Or the makings of a really good blues/country western song (sliggy) 03/27/09, 20:44

My foot swelled up and got all painful for no reason at all (Plinko) 03/27/09, 20:48

Oh shit, man. That sucks. (sliggy) 03/27/09, 21:09

That's why my way is so much better! (Noober) 03/27/09, 21:12

knit your life back together. (nocash) 03/27/09, 21:35

im pretty sure only blood sacrifice is going to improve this year (The Amazing Thracian Bicycle) 03/27/09, 22:26

I think it's time for some good drugs. nt (Severian the Torturer) 03/27/09, 22:38

At least there is still beauty in the world. (Lauritz Melchior) 03/28/09, 14:58

WHAT AN ASSHOLE (Midnight Man) 03/28/09, 15:46

My sister is making you a wooden hand (Bored) 03/28/09, 17:39

And a ring, I know (Plinko) 03/28/09, 19:10

I could make a teacup too (Helena Handbasket) 03/28/09, 23:06

I suck at arts and crafts (happy_ending) 03/28/09, 20:04

I wish I were better at crafts (Helena Handbasket) 03/28/09, 23:07

Listen. (HURF BLURF DUH) 03/28/09, 23:27

Counterpoint: Your life, as you know it, is over. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/28/09, 23:36

"Things" aren't what makes life worth living. (HURF BLURF DUH) 03/28/09, 23:40

Counterpoint: "Things" are what makes life worth living (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/28/09, 23:47

COUNTERPOINT: SUNSHINE BUNNIES LOVE HUGS AND KISSES (HURF BLURF DUH) 03/29/09, 00:02

counterpoint: darkness, lizards, hate, punches, and biting (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 09:29

What the fuck is inherently bad about lizards? (Helena Handbasket) 03/29/09, 11:14

He meant lzrds. - nt (Lurchi) 03/29/09, 11:15

A counterpoint is not about making something "bad" out of something good. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 11:38

Counterpoint: You're contradicting things that have been listed as "positive" (Helena Handbasket) 03/29/09, 15:15

You're taking a simplistic view that those things are intrinsically "good". (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 15:27

Fair enough, but (Helena Handbasket) 03/29/09, 15:42

what's so fucking positive about bunnies (Midnight Man) 10/12/09, 17:34

"biting" has it's uses too nt (Plinko) 03/29/09, 14:56

So.. not ...touching ...this n/t (Helena Handbasket) 03/29/09, 15:16

I know: your brother would beat me up nt (Plinko) 03/29/09, 15:19

No, my brother would beat ME up, except he knows better (Helena Handbasket) 03/29/09, 15:45

RE: No, my brother would beat ME up, except he knows better (Plinko) 03/29/09, 15:51

That's like setting a trap for a LARPer using boffer swords and wizard hats (Helena Handbasket) 03/29/09, 16:18

But NOT beanbags that represent Lightning Bolt that was made very clear! (Plinko) 03/29/09, 16:30

Counterpoint: Blitzkreg, Toaster, Breeding Blanket, Bayesian Belief Networks. (Billie_Joe_Buttfuck) 03/29/09, 12:24

When you get back on your feet you should visit another country. (tarkus) 03/29/09, 00:06

"Go laugh at people worse off than you" Good advice (Plinko) 03/29/09, 00:28

"Being humbled by" and 'laughing at" are two different things, champ. (tarkus) 03/29/09, 01:46

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger; comedy is when you fall down an open manhole (Plinko) 03/29/09, 02:40

RE: "Tragedy is when I cut my finger; comedy is when you fall down an open manho (Noober) 03/29/09, 03:12

"Plinko is a fat shit who is downright aggressive about remaining unsympathetic" (Midnight Man) 03/29/09, 04:18

You can't say that because I could act worse (Plinko) 03/29/09, 04:35

Please don't. This is bad enough. (nocash) 03/29/09, 16:05

You really couldn't (Ouroboros) 03/29/09, 16:35

"It's not a real 'good thing' if you have to work for it." (pastichery) 03/29/09, 11:03

Something you have to work for is never comparable to something for free (Plinko) 03/29/09, 12:31

Everything good is my doing. Everything bad isn't my fault in any way. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 12:39

I'm wracking my brain for a suitable synonym for "stupid" for you (Plinko) 03/29/09, 12:48

I repeated exactly what you said and for that you call me stupid. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 12:54

You just blew my mind!!! (Plinko) 03/29/09, 13:05

All shit aside, your attitude sucks. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 13:54

"Simpletard" there we go (Plinko) 03/29/09, 14:07

I'm not talking about your hostililty. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 14:19

In that case fuck off (Plinko) 03/29/09, 14:52

words can't help? (pastichery) 03/29/09, 14:58

Gracious huh? Lemme give that a shot (Plinko) 03/29/09, 15:18

RE: Gracious huh? Lemme give that a shot (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 15:26

Would you just fucking listen for once? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 14:59

RE: Would you just fucking listen for once? (Plinko) 03/29/09, 15:13

Here's the thing. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 15:24

RE: Here's the thing. (Plinko) 03/29/09, 15:59

So I don't like you, you show signs of wanting a slap fight, and I don't provide (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 16:02

You should pick an actual fight in real life. (Billie_Joe_Buttfuck) 03/29/09, 16:20

Plinko I just want it clear that you never had my sympathy, not even briefly (Midnight Man) 03/29/09, 17:12

And you were the specific "fluff moron" I was refering to (Plinko) 03/29/09, 17:17

Plinko, all I did was catch on before the rest that you're not worth sympathy (Midnight Man) 03/29/09, 19:09

And all I did was point out that you add nothing of any worth to anything (Plinko) 03/29/09, 20:09

Not like you, though, right? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 20:17

RE: Not like you, though, right? (nocash) 03/29/09, 20:39

No, I'm pretty sure you've been doing a lot more than that (Midnight Man) 03/29/09, 21:18

Why aren't you answering my question about insurance? -nt- (Ouroboros) 03/29/09, 21:20

You didn't ask for sympathy. (Xiphias) 03/31/09, 12:41

RE: Something you have to work for is never comparable to something for free (HURF BLURF DUH) 03/29/09, 13:37

You are like Spider-Man that way I guess. (seudónimo) 03/30/09, 17:38

Hmm you can take your pick (Plinko) 03/30/09, 20:02

jesus (Midnight Man) 03/30/09, 20:23

Sorry did I miss something? (seudónimo) 03/30/09, 20:32

Laziness it is (Plinko) 03/30/09, 21:52

You really do bring it on yourself (seudónimo) 03/30/09, 22:30

Oh we're playing THAT game? I can play that game (Plinko) 03/30/09, 23:07

Okay then tell me what you were trying to say. (seudónimo) 03/30/09, 23:14

"Cherry picking" (Plinko) 03/30/09, 23:25

okay, that's kind of funny (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/30/09, 23:27

Then what is different from what you are actually saying? (seudónimo) 03/31/09, 00:05

Reply With Quote (Plinko) 03/31/09, 00:23

You are not the stupidest poster here. (seudónimo) 03/31/09, 01:32

Seriously, this is Alektorophobian n/t (Midnight Man) 03/30/09, 22:30

Was the car insured or not? -nt- (Ouroboros) 03/30/09, 22:33

You know when Plinko knows he's boned he just doesn't respond. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/30/09, 22:53

Do you realize how many people have said "Dude stop playing dumb" to you (Plinko) 03/30/09, 23:13

Did you do the same thing to her that Foolish Motorcycle Accident did to his gf? (Tuan Jim) 03/30/09, 23:21

What is your obsession, you damn nerd? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/30/09, 23:23

Ha! The first thing from you guys to make me laugh in this thread (Plinko) 03/30/09, 23:36

RE: Ha! The first thing from you guys to make me laugh in this thread (Tuan Jim) 03/31/09, 00:32

Don't think I won't email you. Because I'm going to email you. nt (Tuan Jim) 03/30/09, 23:49

Okay, but don't think I'm going to give a shit. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/30/09, 23:50

Say you that you do not intend to convey the knowledge that I thirst for? nt (Tuan Jim) 03/30/09, 23:54

Quid Pro Quo, Clarice (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/30/09, 23:55

B-but I have committed no crimes, have no mysteries. What would you? nt (Tuan Jim) 03/31/09, 00:01

PUT 'EM ON THE GLASS (Midnight Man) 03/31/09, 02:08

I like how Plinko has abandoned responding to anyone. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 17:25

I'll make use some wooden swords (Midnight Man) 03/31/09, 17:30

is that code (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 17:37

No swords in the fort n/t (Helena Handbasket) 03/31/09, 17:41

This fort sucks (Midnight Man) 03/31/09, 18:02

I've got a game that my uncle taught me (Sean Robinson) 03/31/09, 18:24

I heard you have a beard now just like your uncle had then. nt (Tuan Jim) 03/31/09, 18:26

Not as long but better trimmed. NT. (Sean Robinson) 03/31/09, 18:50

this is the worst clubhouse (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 20:06

Yeah it's my fault no one has said anything interesting (Plinko) 03/31/09, 20:10

I've said lots of interesting things. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 20:12

addendum (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 20:12

Assume all you want. I mean it'd be nice for it to be entertaining (Plinko) 03/31/09, 20:16

I'm willing. Just not on the board. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 20:17

RE: I'm willing. Just not on the board. (Plinko) 03/31/09, 21:00

RE: I'm willing. Just not on the board. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 21:02

RE: I'm willing. Just not on the board. (Plinko) 03/31/09, 21:21

You got it all wrong, dude. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 21:27

That is the most I've ever been creeped out on here nt (Plinko) 03/31/09, 21:30

Let yourself be free (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 21:31

Do you a deal (Plinko) 03/31/09, 21:57

hahahahahahahahahahaha (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 21:58

this mess makes you feel better? (Xiphias) 04/01/09, 16:13

"Have you stopped beating you wife yes or no?" (Plinko) 04/01/09, 16:31

What the fuck do I care about some AIDS walk? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 16:36

I'm not allowed, huh. (Xiphias) 04/01/09, 16:34

RE: "Have you stopped beating you wife yes or no?" (Midnight Man) 04/02/09, 20:39

His brain made magic so only the pure of heart can understand him (nocash) 04/01/09, 16:39

What the fuck do I care about some AIDS walk? (Plinko) 04/01/09, 16:46

Do you a deal too (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:35

Here lemme complete that sentence for you (Plinko) 04/01/09, 16:45

If anyone is donating please do it under my name so Plinko will spill his guts. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 16:42

One of the big knocks on walks like NoCode's is that they spend almost as much (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 16:50

Wow! I never realized before how NOBLE it is to NOT give to charity!! (Plinko) 04/01/09, 16:54

I'm not interested in dogpiling you, but you really are missing an important (SolarTungsten) 04/01/09, 21:19

So this makes you feel better? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 17:01

BOOM GOES THE DYN-O-MITE (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 21:23

RE: I'm not interested in dogpiling you, but you really are missing an important (Plinko) 04/02/09, 02:41

Knowing that I'm a better person? Yeah kinda (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:12

You're kind of sick, you know that? (Ouroboros) 04/02/09, 00:13

RE: Knowing that I'm a better person? Yeah kinda (Midnight Man) 04/02/09, 20:46

I just donate $10.50 (Sean Robinson) 04/01/09, 17:27

ok Gommorrah. (nocash) 04/01/09, 17:15

I understand you're doing a thing, but for the slower viewers of this program (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 17:24

You've turned being an inactive slug into a heroic effort! (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:33

I just donated $20 to DRI (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 17:32

Hey Nocash I just thought of a joke involving your name and your donation nt (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:18

Hi. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 17:35

haha (raith) 04/01/09, 17:28

Poor poor sweetheart (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:40

RE: Poor poor sweetheart (Ouroboros) 04/02/09, 00:16

I concede that I did not technically meet the provisions of (y)our agreement. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 17:49

I know you're poor, but how come you only gave ten dollars? (Sean Robinson) 04/01/09, 17:47

Right: you won morally (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:53

Awww is the loneliest troll not getting enough attention?? (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:50

$10.50. I gave $10.50! Do you not get math in the same way you don't get music (Sean Robinson) 04/01/09, 18:53

RE: Awww is the loneliest troll not getting enough attention?? (Midnight Man) 04/02/09, 20:51

Were you offended when someone said you aren't as dumb as Chibisuke? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 17:58

Sure you are. (nocash) 04/01/09, 17:53

Actually you didn't really donate anything (Ouroboros) 04/02/09, 00:20

RE: Awww is the loneliest troll not getting enough attention?? (Midnight Man) 04/02/09, 20:53

Hey you wanna hear the joke or not? nt (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:56

Oh shit my mistake! I read your post as saying you hadn't given money to Nocode (Plinko) 04/01/09, 19:07

I didn't give any money to Nocode because I don't want to see her tits. (Sean Robinson) 04/01/09, 19:14

not really (nocash) 04/01/09, 17:58

Yeah, but $10.50? (Sean Robinson) 04/02/09, 21:15

The Loneliest troll lived in the Deep Dark Woods "I'm Sean Robinson" he'd say (Plinko) 04/02/09, 02:44

I know that you are desperate to have this one little thing - (Sean Robinson) 04/02/09, 07:15

so that's a no on the insurance. OK. nt (nocash) 03/30/09, 23:28

RE: so that's a no on the insurance. OK. nt (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/30/09, 23:31

He could have it worse though! (nocash) 03/30/09, 23:35

Yeah, no fucking kidding he could have it way worse. His car could have been sto (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/30/09, 23:36

dude saying he does or doesn't have theft insurance would GIVE AWAY HIS LIFE (Xiphias) 03/31/09, 12:50

"I am not insured against theft" is too much information (Ouroboros) 03/31/09, 00:40

Simple Simon met a Pie man going to the fair (Plinko) 03/31/09, 02:32

If "are you insured against theft" can't be answered with "yes or no" (nocash) 03/31/09, 11:09

What if it is only insured against theft of innocence? (Sean Robinson) 03/31/09, 11:31

What if the car was half-owned by his girlfriend or just his girlfriend's? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 11:34

This is also a possible explanation for loss of apartment. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 11:37

I was gonna say his dad (Midnight Man) 03/31/09, 16:49

:D (KickingBackAndLaughingAtYou) 10/12/09, 16:23

I like how like 90% of these he is clearly not using his own voice (Midnight Man) 10/12/09, 17:32

Casually using the word to make a joke, even about others, enforces bigotry (KickingBackAndLaughingAtYou) 10/13/09, 08:03

NAILED YOU (futurebot) 10/13/09, 08:51

Also thanks for reminding us of Plinko's supervillian origin. nt (nocash) 10/13/09, 10:21

i think you should make a list (dora's cough) 10/12/09, 17:42

If insurance covered that, I'd be a rich man (nocash) 03/31/09, 11:35

I felt bad about making fun of you. Now I don't (nocash) 03/29/09, 11:13

RE: "Go laugh at people worse off than you" Good advice (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 11:17

He had to WORK for that laptop, man (Ouroboros) 03/29/09, 16:39

No doubt that is absolutely true (Princess v2.1) 03/29/09, 11:40

On second thought (Princess v2.1) 03/29/09, 14:30

I wasn't going to post here because I didn't want to kick you while you're down (Ouroboros) 03/29/09, 16:32

Also while I'm here, are you getting an insurance payout for the stolen car? (Ouroboros) 03/29/09, 16:42

Keep yourself alive. (Goofy Gorilla) 03/29/09, 02:14

shit, come play some CS. (karl hungus) 03/29/09, 02:41

The comp I use for that and TF2 caught fire on my birthday nt (Plinko) 03/29/09, 03:02

Slowly build and furnish an elaborate mansion in your mind (Slagathor) 03/29/09, 13:01

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA (Sean Robinson) 03/29/09, 17:26

I am not one to ask this. (brujas y mothman) 03/30/09, 23:19

I know I know (Plinko) 03/30/09, 23:33

I guess I can send you a mix CD, if you want. (brujas y mothman) 03/31/09, 00:44

RE: I guess I can send you a mix CD, if you want. (Plinko) 03/31/09, 01:46

"have been blessed with a brain that conjures magic" (Xiphias) 03/31/09, 12:54

psssst (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 12:58

that stood out to you more than "I just don't 'get' music?" (nocash) 03/31/09, 13:24

Well, Oliver Sacks has written about amusia. (Xiphias) 03/31/09, 15:33

I think he's trying to say that he is basically a genius. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 15:37

Whoa whoa. Amusia? (Helena Handbasket) 03/31/09, 17:39

I no comprehend, words angry making!! (Plinko) 03/31/09, 20:07

The faster we can get you to rockbottom, the faster you can start getting better (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 20:11

oh hey what about pirates or ninjas or robots thatll really honk your horn (bakune young) 04/01/09, 18:33

Nocash how is that hard to grasp (Plinko) 03/31/09, 19:57

ok so you're braindamaged (pastichery) 03/31/09, 20:01

Holy fuck, you grew up living in a cardboard box poor, didn't you? NT? (Sean Robinson) 03/31/09, 20:24

because music is good and my head isn't broken. (nocash) 03/31/09, 20:52

See you're boring (Plinko) 03/31/09, 21:08

This is completely foreign to me (fluffy) 03/31/09, 20:55

See? SEE? (nocash) 03/31/09, 20:59

Not a robot (Plinko) 03/31/09, 21:24

Sure, I know what that's like (fluffy) 03/31/09, 21:33

RE: Sure, I know what that's like (Plinko) 03/31/09, 21:41

It's true! I had a gold fish that danced! (sliggy) 03/31/09, 21:44

RE: I know I know (Noober) 03/31/09, 18:37

I'm working on an origami Stegosaurus baby (Helena Handbasket) 03/31/09, 12:26

Mommy, why does God let bad things happen to obnoxious people? (nt) (Xiphias) 03/31/09, 12:39

Plinko, I just realized something about the two of us. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 13:51

So, (Tuan Jim) 03/31/09, 14:57

What did I tell you? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 14:59

TELL POE-NEWS DETAILS ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE (Oh No) 03/31/09, 21:00

THREAD SUMMARY (nocash) 04/01/09, 19:13

I'm the Municipal Waste t-shirt! (Sean Robinson) 04/01/09, 19:18

I'm the fake SUNN 0))) amp. (nocash) 04/01/09, 19:22

I'm the blind!!! (Helena Handbasket) 04/01/09, 22:06

I'm at work and tomorrow is the vote-o-rama. (Sean Robinson) 04/01/09, 22:53

RE: THREAD SUMMARY (Lurchi) 04/02/09, 12:56

RE: THREAD SUMMARY (Lurchi) 10/13/09, 10:25

This one's more of a slow burn (nocash) 10/13/09, 11:29

what's the problem? (frozen) 04/04/09, 01:52

lol (futurebot) 11/20/09, 01:37

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