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I usually don't do this Plinko 03/27/09, 20:38			0
But in the last six months I've lost my girlfriend, my job, my apartment, and two nights ago my motherfucking car was stolen. I mean seriously I'm just out of reasons to wake up in the morning. First words out of the Cop's mouth when he got to the door: "Hey, how ya doin'?" Last words: "Don't worry about your car and fill out some applications." Hey Officer Dipshit: you do YOUR motherfucking job before you say anything alright? I'm not all "OMG internet suicide" but my god, why so much?
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I usually don't do this (Plinko) 03/27/09, 20:38

I don't know what to tell you (wench) 03/27/09, 20:41

Think about it this way (Noober) 03/27/09, 20:43

Or the makings of a really good blues/country western song (sliggy) 03/27/09, 20:44

My foot swelled up and got all painful for no reason at all (Plinko) 03/27/09, 20:48

Oh shit, man. That sucks. (sliggy) 03/27/09, 21:09

That's why my way is so much better! (Noober) 03/27/09, 21:12

knit your life back together. (nocash) 03/27/09, 21:35

im pretty sure only blood sacrifice is going to improve this year (The Amazing Thracian Bicycle) 03/27/09, 22:26

I think it's time for some good drugs. nt (Severian the Torturer) 03/27/09, 22:38

At least there is still beauty in the world. (Lauritz Melchior) 03/28/09, 14:58

WHAT AN ASSHOLE (Midnight Man) 03/28/09, 15:46

My sister is making you a wooden hand (Bored) 03/28/09, 17:39

And a ring, I know (Plinko) 03/28/09, 19:10

I could make a teacup too (Helena Handbasket) 03/28/09, 23:06

I suck at arts and crafts (happy_ending) 03/28/09, 20:04

I wish I were better at crafts (Helena Handbasket) 03/28/09, 23:07

Listen. (HURF BLURF DUH) 03/28/09, 23:27

Counterpoint: Your life, as you know it, is over. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/28/09, 23:36

"Things" aren't what makes life worth living. (HURF BLURF DUH) 03/28/09, 23:40

Counterpoint: "Things" are what makes life worth living (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/28/09, 23:47

COUNTERPOINT: SUNSHINE BUNNIES LOVE HUGS AND KISSES (HURF BLURF DUH) 03/29/09, 00:02

counterpoint: darkness, lizards, hate, punches, and biting (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 09:29

What the fuck is inherently bad about lizards? (Helena Handbasket) 03/29/09, 11:14

He meant lzrds. - nt (Lurchi) 03/29/09, 11:15

A counterpoint is not about making something "bad" out of something good. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 11:38

Counterpoint: You're contradicting things that have been listed as "positive" (Helena Handbasket) 03/29/09, 15:15

You're taking a simplistic view that those things are intrinsically "good". (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 15:27

Fair enough, but (Helena Handbasket) 03/29/09, 15:42

what's so fucking positive about bunnies (Midnight Man) 10/12/09, 17:34

"biting" has it's uses too nt (Plinko) 03/29/09, 14:56

So.. not ...touching ...this n/t (Helena Handbasket) 03/29/09, 15:16

I know: your brother would beat me up nt (Plinko) 03/29/09, 15:19

No, my brother would beat ME up, except he knows better (Helena Handbasket) 03/29/09, 15:45

RE: No, my brother would beat ME up, except he knows better (Plinko) 03/29/09, 15:51

That's like setting a trap for a LARPer using boffer swords and wizard hats (Helena Handbasket) 03/29/09, 16:18

But NOT beanbags that represent Lightning Bolt that was made very clear! (Plinko) 03/29/09, 16:30

Counterpoint: Blitzkreg, Toaster, Breeding Blanket, Bayesian Belief Networks. (Billie_Joe_Buttfuck) 03/29/09, 12:24

When you get back on your feet you should visit another country. (tarkus) 03/29/09, 00:06

"Go laugh at people worse off than you" Good advice (Plinko) 03/29/09, 00:28

"Being humbled by" and 'laughing at" are two different things, champ. (tarkus) 03/29/09, 01:46

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger; comedy is when you fall down an open manhole (Plinko) 03/29/09, 02:40

RE: "Tragedy is when I cut my finger; comedy is when you fall down an open manho (Noober) 03/29/09, 03:12

"Plinko is a fat shit who is downright aggressive about remaining unsympathetic" (Midnight Man) 03/29/09, 04:18

You can't say that because I could act worse (Plinko) 03/29/09, 04:35

Please don't. This is bad enough. (nocash) 03/29/09, 16:05

You really couldn't (Ouroboros) 03/29/09, 16:35

"It's not a real 'good thing' if you have to work for it." (pastichery) 03/29/09, 11:03

Something you have to work for is never comparable to something for free (Plinko) 03/29/09, 12:31

Everything good is my doing. Everything bad isn't my fault in any way. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 12:39

I'm wracking my brain for a suitable synonym for "stupid" for you (Plinko) 03/29/09, 12:48

I repeated exactly what you said and for that you call me stupid. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 12:54

You just blew my mind!!! (Plinko) 03/29/09, 13:05

All shit aside, your attitude sucks. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 13:54

"Simpletard" there we go (Plinko) 03/29/09, 14:07

I'm not talking about your hostililty. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 14:19

In that case fuck off (Plinko) 03/29/09, 14:52

words can't help? (pastichery) 03/29/09, 14:58

Gracious huh? Lemme give that a shot (Plinko) 03/29/09, 15:18

RE: Gracious huh? Lemme give that a shot (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 15:26

Would you just fucking listen for once? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 14:59

RE: Would you just fucking listen for once? (Plinko) 03/29/09, 15:13

Here's the thing. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 15:24

RE: Here's the thing. (Plinko) 03/29/09, 15:59

So I don't like you, you show signs of wanting a slap fight, and I don't provide (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 16:02

You should pick an actual fight in real life. (Billie_Joe_Buttfuck) 03/29/09, 16:20

Plinko I just want it clear that you never had my sympathy, not even briefly (Midnight Man) 03/29/09, 17:12

And you were the specific "fluff moron" I was refering to (Plinko) 03/29/09, 17:17

Plinko, all I did was catch on before the rest that you're not worth sympathy (Midnight Man) 03/29/09, 19:09

And all I did was point out that you add nothing of any worth to anything (Plinko) 03/29/09, 20:09

Not like you, though, right? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 20:17

RE: Not like you, though, right? (nocash) 03/29/09, 20:39

No, I'm pretty sure you've been doing a lot more than that (Midnight Man) 03/29/09, 21:18

Why aren't you answering my question about insurance? -nt- (Ouroboros) 03/29/09, 21:20

You didn't ask for sympathy. (Xiphias) 03/31/09, 12:41

RE: Something you have to work for is never comparable to something for free (HURF BLURF DUH) 03/29/09, 13:37

You are like Spider-Man that way I guess. (seudónimo) 03/30/09, 17:38

Hmm you can take your pick (Plinko) 03/30/09, 20:02

jesus (Midnight Man) 03/30/09, 20:23

Sorry did I miss something? (seudónimo) 03/30/09, 20:32

Laziness it is (Plinko) 03/30/09, 21:52

You really do bring it on yourself (seudónimo) 03/30/09, 22:30

Oh we're playing THAT game? I can play that game (Plinko) 03/30/09, 23:07

Okay then tell me what you were trying to say. (seudónimo) 03/30/09, 23:14

"Cherry picking" (Plinko) 03/30/09, 23:25

okay, that's kind of funny (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/30/09, 23:27

Then what is different from what you are actually saying? (seudónimo) 03/31/09, 00:05

Reply With Quote (Plinko) 03/31/09, 00:23

You are not the stupidest poster here. (seudónimo) 03/31/09, 01:32

Seriously, this is Alektorophobian n/t (Midnight Man) 03/30/09, 22:30

Was the car insured or not? -nt- (Ouroboros) 03/30/09, 22:33

You know when Plinko knows he's boned he just doesn't respond. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/30/09, 22:53

Do you realize how many people have said "Dude stop playing dumb" to you (Plinko) 03/30/09, 23:13

Did you do the same thing to her that Foolish Motorcycle Accident did to his gf? (Tuan Jim) 03/30/09, 23:21

What is your obsession, you damn nerd? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/30/09, 23:23

Ha! The first thing from you guys to make me laugh in this thread (Plinko) 03/30/09, 23:36

RE: Ha! The first thing from you guys to make me laugh in this thread (Tuan Jim) 03/31/09, 00:32

Don't think I won't email you. Because I'm going to email you. nt (Tuan Jim) 03/30/09, 23:49

Okay, but don't think I'm going to give a shit. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/30/09, 23:50

Say you that you do not intend to convey the knowledge that I thirst for? nt (Tuan Jim) 03/30/09, 23:54

Quid Pro Quo, Clarice (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/30/09, 23:55

B-but I have committed no crimes, have no mysteries. What would you? nt (Tuan Jim) 03/31/09, 00:01

PUT 'EM ON THE GLASS (Midnight Man) 03/31/09, 02:08

I like how Plinko has abandoned responding to anyone. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 17:25

I'll make use some wooden swords (Midnight Man) 03/31/09, 17:30

is that code (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 17:37

No swords in the fort n/t (Helena Handbasket) 03/31/09, 17:41

This fort sucks (Midnight Man) 03/31/09, 18:02

I've got a game that my uncle taught me (Sean Robinson) 03/31/09, 18:24

I heard you have a beard now just like your uncle had then. nt (Tuan Jim) 03/31/09, 18:26

Not as long but better trimmed. NT. (Sean Robinson) 03/31/09, 18:50

this is the worst clubhouse (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 20:06

Yeah it's my fault no one has said anything interesting (Plinko) 03/31/09, 20:10

I've said lots of interesting things. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 20:12

addendum (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 20:12

Assume all you want. I mean it'd be nice for it to be entertaining (Plinko) 03/31/09, 20:16

I'm willing. Just not on the board. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 20:17

RE: I'm willing. Just not on the board. (Plinko) 03/31/09, 21:00

RE: I'm willing. Just not on the board. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 21:02

RE: I'm willing. Just not on the board. (Plinko) 03/31/09, 21:21

You got it all wrong, dude. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 21:27

That is the most I've ever been creeped out on here nt (Plinko) 03/31/09, 21:30

Let yourself be free (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 21:31

Do you a deal (Plinko) 03/31/09, 21:57

hahahahahahahahahahaha (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 21:58

this mess makes you feel better? (Xiphias) 04/01/09, 16:13

"Have you stopped beating you wife yes or no?" (Plinko) 04/01/09, 16:31

What the fuck do I care about some AIDS walk? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 16:36

I'm not allowed, huh. (Xiphias) 04/01/09, 16:34

RE: "Have you stopped beating you wife yes or no?" (Midnight Man) 04/02/09, 20:39

His brain made magic so only the pure of heart can understand him (nocash) 04/01/09, 16:39

What the fuck do I care about some AIDS walk? (Plinko) 04/01/09, 16:46

Do you a deal too (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:35

Here lemme complete that sentence for you (Plinko) 04/01/09, 16:45

If anyone is donating please do it under my name so Plinko will spill his guts. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 16:42

One of the big knocks on walks like NoCode's is that they spend almost as much (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 16:50

Wow! I never realized before how NOBLE it is to NOT give to charity!! (Plinko) 04/01/09, 16:54

I'm not interested in dogpiling you, but you really are missing an important (SolarTungsten) 04/01/09, 21:19

So this makes you feel better? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 17:01

BOOM GOES THE DYN-O-MITE (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 21:23

RE: I'm not interested in dogpiling you, but you really are missing an important (Plinko) 04/02/09, 02:41

Knowing that I'm a better person? Yeah kinda (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:12

You're kind of sick, you know that? (Ouroboros) 04/02/09, 00:13

RE: Knowing that I'm a better person? Yeah kinda (Midnight Man) 04/02/09, 20:46

I just donate $10.50 (Sean Robinson) 04/01/09, 17:27

ok Gommorrah. (nocash) 04/01/09, 17:15

I understand you're doing a thing, but for the slower viewers of this program (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 17:24

You've turned being an inactive slug into a heroic effort! (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:33

I just donated $20 to DRI (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 17:32

Hey Nocash I just thought of a joke involving your name and your donation nt (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:18

Hi. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 17:35

haha (raith) 04/01/09, 17:28

Poor poor sweetheart (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:40

RE: Poor poor sweetheart (Ouroboros) 04/02/09, 00:16

I concede that I did not technically meet the provisions of (y)our agreement. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 17:49

I know you're poor, but how come you only gave ten dollars? (Sean Robinson) 04/01/09, 17:47

Right: you won morally (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:53

Awww is the loneliest troll not getting enough attention?? (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:50

$10.50. I gave $10.50! Do you not get math in the same way you don't get music (Sean Robinson) 04/01/09, 18:53

RE: Awww is the loneliest troll not getting enough attention?? (Midnight Man) 04/02/09, 20:51

Were you offended when someone said you aren't as dumb as Chibisuke? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 04/01/09, 17:58

Sure you are. (nocash) 04/01/09, 17:53

Actually you didn't really donate anything (Ouroboros) 04/02/09, 00:20

RE: Awww is the loneliest troll not getting enough attention?? (Midnight Man) 04/02/09, 20:53

Hey you wanna hear the joke or not? nt (Plinko) 04/01/09, 17:56

Oh shit my mistake! I read your post as saying you hadn't given money to Nocode (Plinko) 04/01/09, 19:07

I didn't give any money to Nocode because I don't want to see her tits. (Sean Robinson) 04/01/09, 19:14

not really (nocash) 04/01/09, 17:58

Yeah, but $10.50? (Sean Robinson) 04/02/09, 21:15

The Loneliest troll lived in the Deep Dark Woods "I'm Sean Robinson" he'd say (Plinko) 04/02/09, 02:44

I know that you are desperate to have this one little thing - (Sean Robinson) 04/02/09, 07:15

so that's a no on the insurance. OK. nt (nocash) 03/30/09, 23:28

RE: so that's a no on the insurance. OK. nt (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/30/09, 23:31

He could have it worse though! (nocash) 03/30/09, 23:35

Yeah, no fucking kidding he could have it way worse. His car could have been sto (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/30/09, 23:36

dude saying he does or doesn't have theft insurance would GIVE AWAY HIS LIFE (Xiphias) 03/31/09, 12:50

"I am not insured against theft" is too much information (Ouroboros) 03/31/09, 00:40

Simple Simon met a Pie man going to the fair (Plinko) 03/31/09, 02:32

If "are you insured against theft" can't be answered with "yes or no" (nocash) 03/31/09, 11:09

What if it is only insured against theft of innocence? (Sean Robinson) 03/31/09, 11:31

What if the car was half-owned by his girlfriend or just his girlfriend's? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 11:34

This is also a possible explanation for loss of apartment. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 11:37

I was gonna say his dad (Midnight Man) 03/31/09, 16:49

:D (KickingBackAndLaughingAtYou) 10/12/09, 16:23

I like how like 90% of these he is clearly not using his own voice (Midnight Man) 10/12/09, 17:32

Casually using the word to make a joke, even about others, enforces bigotry (KickingBackAndLaughingAtYou) 10/13/09, 08:03

NAILED YOU (futurebot) 10/13/09, 08:51

Also thanks for reminding us of Plinko's supervillian origin. nt (nocash) 10/13/09, 10:21

i think you should make a list (dora's cough) 10/12/09, 17:42

If insurance covered that, I'd be a rich man (nocash) 03/31/09, 11:35

I felt bad about making fun of you. Now I don't (nocash) 03/29/09, 11:13

RE: "Go laugh at people worse off than you" Good advice (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/29/09, 11:17

He had to WORK for that laptop, man (Ouroboros) 03/29/09, 16:39

No doubt that is absolutely true (Princess v2.1) 03/29/09, 11:40

On second thought (Princess v2.1) 03/29/09, 14:30

I wasn't going to post here because I didn't want to kick you while you're down (Ouroboros) 03/29/09, 16:32

Also while I'm here, are you getting an insurance payout for the stolen car? (Ouroboros) 03/29/09, 16:42

Keep yourself alive. (Goofy Gorilla) 03/29/09, 02:14

shit, come play some CS. (karl hungus) 03/29/09, 02:41

The comp I use for that and TF2 caught fire on my birthday nt (Plinko) 03/29/09, 03:02

Slowly build and furnish an elaborate mansion in your mind (Slagathor) 03/29/09, 13:01

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA (Sean Robinson) 03/29/09, 17:26

I am not one to ask this. (brujas y mothman) 03/30/09, 23:19

I know I know (Plinko) 03/30/09, 23:33

I guess I can send you a mix CD, if you want. (brujas y mothman) 03/31/09, 00:44

RE: I guess I can send you a mix CD, if you want. (Plinko) 03/31/09, 01:46

"have been blessed with a brain that conjures magic" (Xiphias) 03/31/09, 12:54

psssst (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 12:58

that stood out to you more than "I just don't 'get' music?" (nocash) 03/31/09, 13:24

Well, Oliver Sacks has written about amusia. (Xiphias) 03/31/09, 15:33

I think he's trying to say that he is basically a genius. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 15:37

Whoa whoa. Amusia? (Helena Handbasket) 03/31/09, 17:39

I no comprehend, words angry making!! (Plinko) 03/31/09, 20:07

The faster we can get you to rockbottom, the faster you can start getting better (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 20:11

oh hey what about pirates or ninjas or robots thatll really honk your horn (bakune young) 04/01/09, 18:33

Nocash how is that hard to grasp (Plinko) 03/31/09, 19:57

ok so you're braindamaged (pastichery) 03/31/09, 20:01

Holy fuck, you grew up living in a cardboard box poor, didn't you? NT? (Sean Robinson) 03/31/09, 20:24

because music is good and my head isn't broken. (nocash) 03/31/09, 20:52

See you're boring (Plinko) 03/31/09, 21:08

This is completely foreign to me (fluffy) 03/31/09, 20:55

See? SEE? (nocash) 03/31/09, 20:59

Not a robot (Plinko) 03/31/09, 21:24

Sure, I know what that's like (fluffy) 03/31/09, 21:33

RE: Sure, I know what that's like (Plinko) 03/31/09, 21:41

It's true! I had a gold fish that danced! (sliggy) 03/31/09, 21:44

RE: I know I know (Noober) 03/31/09, 18:37

I'm working on an origami Stegosaurus baby (Helena Handbasket) 03/31/09, 12:26

Mommy, why does God let bad things happen to obnoxious people? (nt) (Xiphias) 03/31/09, 12:39

Plinko, I just realized something about the two of us. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 13:51

So, (Tuan Jim) 03/31/09, 14:57

What did I tell you? (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 03/31/09, 14:59

TELL POE-NEWS DETAILS ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE (Oh No) 03/31/09, 21:00

THREAD SUMMARY (nocash) 04/01/09, 19:13

I'm the Municipal Waste t-shirt! (Sean Robinson) 04/01/09, 19:18

I'm the fake SUNN 0))) amp. (nocash) 04/01/09, 19:22

I'm the blind!!! (Helena Handbasket) 04/01/09, 22:06

I'm at work and tomorrow is the vote-o-rama. (Sean Robinson) 04/01/09, 22:53

RE: THREAD SUMMARY (Lurchi) 04/02/09, 12:56

RE: THREAD SUMMARY (Lurchi) 10/13/09, 10:25

This one's more of a slow burn (nocash) 10/13/09, 11:29

what's the problem? (frozen) 04/04/09, 01:52

lol (futurebot) 11/20/09, 01:37

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