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RE: I am at work and cannot watch the video Midnight Man 01/26/09, 20:05		0
What did you mean by that last remark? I thought it was reference to lord rex fear
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Rishi - Emma - the rest of you who used to visit the Red Zone - (Repomancer) 01/26/09, 03:45

How fucking old is he (ULTRA PEANUT) 01/26/09, 03:53

18 probably (Repomancer) 01/26/09, 04:05

You can write bangbros and ask (Severian the Torturer) 01/26/09, 04:09

Well, he did better than Rishi did (ULTRA PEANUT) 01/26/09, 04:37

you are creepy and fucking nuts (Long Gone Daddy) 01/26/09, 12:26

Did you watch the video? (ULTRA PEANUT) 01/26/09, 13:56

I am at work and cannot watch the video (nocash) 01/26/09, 15:13

Having seen the trailer, albeit on mute... (Long Gone Daddy) 01/26/09, 15:47

Why is he so weird about that? (FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown) 01/26/09, 15:57

RE: Why is he so weird about that? (karl hungus) 01/26/09, 16:02

RE: Why is he so weird about that? (Midnight Man) 01/26/09, 20:06

Was it because he was Asian, or because he had a tiny, tiny penis? (ULTRA PEANUT) 01/26/09, 23:26

So you're either racist or obsessed with my penis. (Long Gone Daddy) 01/27/09, 00:21

hey now (Influence Device TIMR) 01/27/09, 00:49

Seriously, is anyone else flat-out disturbed by this? (Long Gone Daddy) 01/27/09, 00:52

god damn it you two this is the longest courtship ever (Ahriman the Creepy Lurker) 01/27/09, 00:56

this isn't cute or funny. (Long Gone Daddy) 01/27/09, 00:57

are you asking us if Prawn is crazy (Influence Device TIMR) 01/27/09, 01:02

this is prawn being spastic and you freaking the fuck out (Ahriman the Creepy Lurker) 01/27/09, 01:03

And then prawn continuing to be spastic because of the freaking out. (Beckner) 01/27/09, 17:29

RE: this isn't cute or funny. (Midnight Man) 01/27/09, 01:36

It was less distubring when he posted about more than 3 things (nocash) 01/27/09, 11:18

Just imagine how bad Prawn's behaviour would be if Rishi was also jewish (Noober) 01/27/09, 14:11

Are Rishi Gossett Jr. and Prawn going to have a kickboxing match (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 01/27/09, 01:00

He has always struck everyone else as being creepy and deranged. n/t (disgruntled_goat) 01/27/09, 16:20

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET, DOKTOR (Monk) 01/27/09, 17:16

Seriously. (ULTRA PEANUT) 01/28/09, 04:14

Nobody here believes that. (Long Gone Daddy) 01/28/09, 20:22

Whoopsies. (Long Gone Daddy) 01/28/09, 20:22

RE: Whoopsies. (ULTRA PEANUT) 01/30/09, 06:45

I do (Ouroboros) 01/30/09, 06:51

ironically the debate is still unsettled as to whether or not stat's truly offen (Midnight Man) 01/30/09, 13:06

RE: Seriously. (Midnight Man) 01/30/09, 13:03

Sure we do. (Foolish Motorcycle Accident) 01/30/09, 15:21

"he is bullying you, and you are being his bitch" (Midnight Man) 01/30/09, 13:02

no it is me who is obsessed with his penis (n/t) (Burn Hazard) 01/27/09, 13:40

Dramatic (nt) (ULTRA PEANUT) 01/27/09, 17:37

RE: I am at work and cannot watch the video (Midnight Man) 01/26/09, 20:05

Humiliation porn.... (Syd Midnight) 01/26/09, 05:04

RE: Humiliation porn.... (Stabat Mater) 01/26/09, 10:18

i saw one of these (lilgorgor) 01/26/09, 10:48

You watched that for twenty minutes? (Noober) 01/27/09, 04:03

did you know when you watch a video there is like a little bar and you can click (lilgorgor) 01/27/09, 16:21

"Humiliation Porn" is how we all remembered him. (nocash) 01/26/09, 15:05

Bangbros started out humiliating the women, right? (RomancingTrain) 01/26/09, 23:21

It's quite simple, really. (Lauritz Melchior) 01/27/09, 01:29 !!!

Oh, you're the guy who edited their Wiki page!... (Mobile Suit Goddamn) 01/27/09, 21:56

RE: Oh, you're the guy who edited their Wiki page!... (Lauritz Melchior) 01/27/09, 22:10

Which led me to this: (tarkus) 01/28/09, 11:35

close your eyes and FAP (Repomancer) 01/28/09, 13:29

Have you checked any of them out? (Lauritz Melchior) 01/28/09, 20:49

It probably helps the titillation (RomancingTrain) 01/28/09, 17:02

bangbus is about humiliating the women, bangbros is about humiliatin the dude (Xiphias) 01/27/09, 13:24

is there one based on mutual love, understanding, and egality (Knuckles) 01/28/09, 14:48

you mean, besides PoE-N? (nt) (Repomancer) 01/28/09, 15:10

eharmony.com (Xiphias) 01/30/09, 15:17

no way (raith) 01/26/09, 06:08

Oh my. NT (Forensic) 01/26/09, 06:19

nt (Knuckles) 01/26/09, 07:02 !!!

haha look at him go! (raith) 01/26/09, 12:22

what a handsome man he's become (nt) (Xiphias) 01/26/09, 12:45

He finally touched a boob! (gotterdamm) 01/26/09, 07:47

And it wasn't his own!! (dead_cat) 01/26/09, 17:23

goddamn (pastichery) 01/26/09, 09:29

he still wants you (nt) (Repomancer) 01/26/09, 10:10

SO not helping (pastichery) 01/26/09, 10:35 !!!

The internet was not designed to distract anyone from fluids. (Persephone S. Tight) 01/26/09, 13:50

RE: goddamn (Mayberry Pancakes) 01/26/09, 17:03

Ending? No. (Xiphias) 01/26/09, 17:34

My computer defaults to comic sans for cursive. That is all -nt (ninja related crimes) 01/26/09, 18:15

Yeah, mine too (Ouroboros) 01/26/09, 18:29

I think that works just as well as cursive. (nt) (Xiphias) 01/27/09, 13:25

What I want to know is... (tarkus) 01/26/09, 10:22

Why AREN'T you? n/t (disgruntled_goat) 01/26/09, 10:58

So. Is this the first documented case of someone from POE getting laid? (Beckner) 01/26/09, 11:09

Didn't Norwig pick up around here? (nt) (Pinkie Snarq) 01/26/09, 18:25

Didn't Wart find someone who posted here? (Tuan Jim) 01/27/09, 01:32

Jenigma (n/t) (LeMoyne IV) 01/27/09, 02:15

RE: Didn't Norwig pick up around here? (nt) (Repomancer) 01/29/09, 01:33

Didn't JRR and Norwig go out on a date? (dotdotdot) 01/30/09, 13:12

didn't feefifofum and nocode GET MARRIED (Xiphias) 01/30/09, 15:12

no that's a rumour (Midnight Man) 01/30/09, 17:25

I heard a rumour. (FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown) 01/30/09, 17:30

egg noguration (Midnight Man) 01/30/09, 19:29

RE: Rishi - Emma - the rest of you who used to visit the Red Zone - (saitcho) 01/26/09, 11:28

D: (nocash) 01/26/09, 11:29

mumblecore (Lurchi) 01/26/09, 11:53

Well at least it's straight porn (keinsignal) 01/26/09, 14:12

yeah I didn't believe it at first (Xiphias) 01/26/09, 14:19

Why must you read homoerotic undertones into everything? n/t (Phlogiston) 01/26/09, 15:07

to make you uncomfortable, duh (nt) (Xiphias) 01/26/09, 15:12

if by uncomfortable you mean uncontrollably cumming my pants (Midnight Man) 01/26/09, 20:10

well, isn't uncomfortable to cream your jeans in the university library? (Xiphias) 01/27/09, 13:25

not if it just turns me on more (Midnight Man) 01/27/09, 13:40

(spoilers: it does) (Midnight Man) 01/27/09, 13:40

I have a hard time believing that's actually him (dotdotdot) 01/26/09, 14:14

I'm with you. nt (gambol) 01/26/09, 14:25

See, that's what I thought at first as well. (tarkus) 01/26/09, 14:35

That pic made an appearance when he came back in September (Repomancer) 01/26/09, 15:27

Ah, ok. I thought it was one you had archived from when he came back. (tarkus) 01/26/09, 16:42

RE: Ah, ok. I thought it was one you had archived from when he came back. (Repomancer) 01/26/09, 18:10

I'm beginning to believe (dotdotdot) 01/27/09, 17:43

I'm still choosing not to believe (gambol) 01/27/09, 17:52

Yeah i'm wishing i'd gone the "ignorance is bliss" route (dotdotdot) 01/28/09, 06:23

LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU nt (gambol) 01/31/09, 02:54

!!! Something from that log needs urgent investigation !!! (Influence Device TIMR) 01/27/09, 20:10

I just posted it to poetv (Severian the Torturer) 01/27/09, 20:30

God bless you sir (Influence Device TIMR) 01/27/09, 20:36

It is EXACTLY as awful as I feared and hoped (Influence Device TIMR) 01/28/09, 00:16

I like how he is really worried about his friends finding out (Xiphias) 01/28/09, 11:28

That more than anything else makes me sure that it's him. (disgruntled_goat) 01/28/09, 11:32

that really just adds a whole other level of discomfort. (nocash) 01/28/09, 11:35

well you did grow a beard (Midnight Man) 01/31/09, 22:30

RE: That more than anything else makes me sure that it's him. (Repomancer) 01/28/09, 13:46

I want to belive... (Simian Pride) 01/26/09, 17:36

dude, pay attention (Xiphias) 01/26/09, 17:39

RE: dude, pay attention (Simian Pride) 01/26/09, 17:57

It only seems implausible from your point of view. (disgruntled_goat) 01/26/09, 18:03 !!!

Even if it wasn't obviously him, (nocash) 01/26/09, 18:08

:D (athodyd) 01/26/09, 19:08

Apply Occam's Razor (Ouroboros) 01/26/09, 18:44

liebot what is the grossest goddamned thing (disgruntled_goat) 01/26/09, 17:43

Ohhhh my lord nt (spork865) 01/26/09, 17:53

After my initial reaction, I had kind of a change of heart. (spork865) 01/26/09, 18:19

Reality Porn is for the hopelessly neurotic. (metalgazebo) 01/26/09, 19:24 !!!

Dude he did not get paid for that. (tarkus) 01/26/09, 20:09

Supposedly, he was paid $300. (Harry Tuttle) 01/26/09, 21:35

oh god :( (Midnight Man) 01/26/09, 20:04

Two things: (FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown) 01/26/09, 20:54

Huh. (n/t) (athodyd) 01/26/09, 21:23

From pudgy snaggletoothed brat to humilating porno: The SlackjawedJB Story (BHWW) 01/26/09, 22:40

so wait (Knuckles) 01/26/09, 22:42

RE: so wait (s0th) 01/26/09, 23:06

Link to link to actual porn (Lauritz Melchior) 01/26/09, 23:44

so its some kind of rape fetish thing right (lemon) 02/02/09, 17:46

nah it's just humiliation / degradation shit (nt) (Xiphias) 02/02/09, 18:26

What ever you do... (Cheese) 01/27/09, 00:02

CUMMMMMMMMMMMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (Magical Man from Happy-Land) 01/27/09, 00:35

I just.... Wow. (n/t) (codehappy) 01/27/09, 01:23

what (Mike Tyson?!) 01/27/09, 12:50

AHAHAHAHAHA! (Modern Angel) 01/27/09, 13:32

holy fucking SHIT (Magical Man from Happy-Land) 01/27/09, 16:10

man, townleybomb gets a fucking high-five for this shit /nt/ (Monk) 01/27/09, 17:21

I never much followed the whole slackjawedjb thing... (revdrew) 01/27/09, 17:56

that's just it, you can always start following it (Cap'n Profan!ty) 01/27/09, 19:51

I started, but it's such a long thing. (revdrew) 01/27/09, 20:12

You find any megafunny bits, post links. nt (Syd Midnight) 01/27/09, 22:17

Things start to get amusing after about... (revdrew) 01/28/09, 16:42

Two posts below that (Repomancer) 01/28/09, 17:44

RE: Things start to get amusing after about... (Mike Tyson?!) 01/28/09, 19:39

Ha! I'd forgotten about that. (Repomancer) 01/28/09, 21:07

What? (Midnight Man) 01/31/09, 21:34

RE: What? (Repomancer) 02/01/09, 00:10

Is this some new sort of reverse-flame? (Midnight Man) 02/01/09, 00:51

RE: Is this some new sort of reverse-flame? (Repomancer) 02/01/09, 01:52

I'm not sure how to deal with this (Midnight Man) 02/01/09, 16:49

Lie back and enjoy it (nt) (Repomancer) 02/01/09, 16:56

I guess I lost this one, but damned if I know how nt (Midnight Man) 02/01/09, 17:39

I miss Zulu Maud :( (Harry Tuttle) 01/29/09, 11:00

:( (pastichery) 01/30/09, 10:52

Oh God, it's worse than I remember. (tarkus) 01/28/09, 22:37

What I find funniest (Lauritz Melchior) 01/28/09, 12:28

Further proof that humans and praying mantises aren't all that different (keinsignal) 01/28/09, 13:26

♥ (Xiphias) 01/28/09, 13:32

I think the best part for me (Harry Tuttle) 01/29/09, 11:04

RE: Rishi - Emma - the rest of you who used to visit the Red Zone - (nocash) 01/28/09, 19:48

oh, I have no doubt he'll swallow a handful of pills live on AIM by week's end (keinsignal) 01/28/09, 19:55

What he really needs to do is (Lauritz Melchior) 01/28/09, 20:17

RE: oh, I have no doubt he'll swallow a handful of pills live on AIM by week's e (Sparkles) 01/28/09, 20:25

I wonder what he ended up spending that money on. (Herod) 01/29/09, 06:52

Pay off debt incurred through crippling porn addiction. n/t (FMonk) 01/29/09, 12:14

yeah those claims are completely implausible (Midnight Man) 01/30/09, 13:12

I feel bad for this guy, to be honest. (ULTRA PEANUT) 01/30/09, 08:08

RE: I feel bad for this guy, to be honest. (Severian the Torturer) 01/30/09, 08:28

RE: I feel bad for this guy, to be honest. (Midnight Man) 01/30/09, 13:09

RE: I feel bad for this guy, to be honest. (Hypoxia) 01/30/09, 13:15

Let's keep some perspective here. (disgruntled_goat) 01/30/09, 13:41

At least the women got more interesting after they finished puberty (Syd Midnight) 01/30/09, 13:56

RE: Let's keep some perspective here. (ULTRA PEANUT) 01/30/09, 23:46

... (Xiphias) 02/01/09, 22:06

You live on the fucking moon. (disgruntled_goat) 02/02/09, 15:10

rote goat post (ULTRA PEANUT) 02/02/09, 18:36

You know damn well that all the people in front of the camera are broken (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 01/31/09, 00:00

This is the Prawn I know and love. (nocash) 01/30/09, 13:57

There are some bdsm sites that are skanky, sure (ULTRA PEANUT) 01/30/09, 23:54

RE: There are some bdsm sites that are skanky, sure (Sparkles) 01/31/09, 12:55

you mean like that age when people from poe called imari on the phone (Xiphias) 01/30/09, 15:16

NOT A PRANK CALL!!!!!!!!!!!! (ULTRA PEANUT) 01/30/09, 23:49

Speaking of people who haven't changed (Ouroboros) 01/31/09, 01:14

...you know WE didn't pay him $300 to make a porno, right? (Xiphias) 02/01/09, 22:02

speak for yourself (Midnight Man) 02/02/09, 15:12

... (Hooper_X) 01/30/09, 08:39

On one hand, I have to say, poor kid. (Rudo Magnifico) 01/30/09, 13:17

RE: On one hand, I have to say, poor kid. (Hooper_X) 01/31/09, 00:14

RE: On one hand, I have to say, poor kid. (Sparkles) 01/31/09, 13:00

Oh man. :( (Emcee) 01/30/09, 20:23

They grow up fast these days. (FMonk) 01/31/09, 10:58

Just for comparison, Superfister's sigpic of pre-porno SlackjawedJB. (Emcee) 01/31/09, 13:03

source image (Repomancer) 01/31/09, 14:15

so he tried to convince people that he killed himself (Xiphias) 02/01/09, 22:00

link? (keinsignal) 02/02/09, 13:09

It's in the smyd.info forum (Xiphias) 02/02/09, 14:53

FURTHERMORE he used the nom-de-porn "Clint Barton" (Xiphias) 02/02/09, 14:52

"The high, hard shaft" (Midnight Man) 02/02/09, 15:09

Oh I so want that to be true (Influence Device TIMR) 02/02/09, 16:05

for fucks sake, of course it is true (Xiphias) 02/02/09, 16:21

RE: for fucks sake, of course it is true (Influence Device TIMR) 02/02/09, 16:25

so close the door and tape a piece of paper over the door's window (Xiphias) 02/02/09, 16:40

I didn't watch that video AT HOME (Influence Device TIMR) 02/02/09, 16:44

it gets pretty brutal (Xiphias) 02/02/09, 16:51

RE: Rishi - Emma - the rest of you who used to visit the Red Zone - (MechaGelly) 02/02/09, 13:03

RE: Rishi - Emma - the rest of you who used to visit the Red Zone - (Syd Midnight) 02/02/09, 16:13

God--I finally saw it (updated links inside) (JimL2) 03/24/09, 20:48

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