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I am extremely concerned that Obama might be a duck.
Where the bees went 10/15/08, 23:00 | 
9 | I start thinking back upon all of the video clip-its I've seen of him. That stride, authoritative and yet self-conscious. Does he walk like a duck? I ask myself. He very well might. No human could possibly walk in such a fashion. There is definitely something avian in those movements.
I think back to every snippet in which I have heard him speak: Could...is that possibly quacking? It might be quacking. If you remove the syntax, the context, the meaning, the verbiage, and just focus on the sounds, the resonance, it very well might be construed as quacking. Under those circumstances, it must be quacking. He is quacking.
He walks and quacks like a duck. Therefore he must be a duck. My God, Barack Obama must be a duck.
And this, this concerns me more than anything. There is no way in hell I am voting for a duck President.
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wow. (karl hungus) 10/15/08, 22:06 That sucks. (FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown) 10/16/08, 10:07 |
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