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Rishi Questions, Part III. Timely Answers Not Guaranteed. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/02/08, 01:21

What are these sparse, tiny red freckles on my skin? (coprolalia) 03/02/08, 01:45

I have those. So does my mom. Our doctors both said they were (Lies, lies, LIES!) 03/12/08, 22:12

What's a good cookbook for learning to make fast, cheap Indian food? (dueserpenti) 03/02/08, 04:16

You should start out with Nigella Lawson (Rodents of Unusual Size) 03/02/08, 19:06

and Madhur Jaffrey (Rodents of Unusual Size) 03/03/08, 05:48

What is the riddle of steel? (StanleyPain) 03/02/08, 05:22

Do you think I'll ever find someone who understands me... (Rated RKO) 03/02/08, 06:17

You'll die alone. (afp3683) 03/02/08, 07:50

All because you got banned from a chatroom :( (Rated RKO) 03/02/08, 15:53

I have a hard time letting go of grudges (afp3683) 03/02/08, 20:45

I don't even think I ever banned you (Rated RKO) 03/03/08, 18:42

I'm sorry, brother. (afp3683) 03/03/08, 23:06

can I trust you, though? (Rated RKO) 03/03/08, 23:23

Would you stop banning people? (Long Gone Daddy) 03/04/08, 00:23

It gets your attention (Rated RKO) 03/04/08, 04:40

Can I call you Rish? (afp3683) 03/02/08, 07:59

RE: Can I call you Rish? (Long Gone Daddy) 03/04/08, 00:22

How well versed are you in the pronunciation of other Indian names? (wench) 03/04/08, 07:52

Good enough. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/04/08, 18:48

Hell, I'm not that advanced. (wench) 03/04/08, 19:23

I don't even know how to do this. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/04/08, 20:12

RE: No, that was awesome. (wench) 03/04/08, 20:47

dh and bh are voiced (XYAmazon) 03/07/08, 20:07

What is a retroflexed consonant? (Long Gone Daddy) 03/07/08, 22:42

RE: What is a retroflexed consonant? (XYAmazon) 03/08/08, 10:20

Thank you! (Long Gone Daddy) 03/08/08, 10:28

would decadron withdrawal cause headaches? (Beelzebubbles) 03/02/08, 08:12

It certainly could. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/03/08, 22:14

RE: It certainly could. (Beelzebubbles) 03/04/08, 08:06

This might be helpful (May Cause Drowsiness) 03/04/08, 14:31

If Cat Circus came to town again, would you go with me? nt (Cap'n Profan!ty) 03/02/08, 12:50

That's 4th-quarter 2008. Also, that clown is a total perv. (Feyd) 03/03/08, 11:21

Man nobody bit. Okay I'll say it: Yuri Kuklachev is a dirty old man. n/t (Feyd) 03/07/08, 23:25

i know, i was waiting (nt) (Cap'n Profan!ty) 03/08/08, 03:39

Whats your problem with yoga? (Frostilicus) 03/02/08, 13:27

My general repulsion to all subcontinental affectations. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/04/08, 18:43

Aw. (Frostilicus) 03/05/08, 18:09

Can you help me understand Konnakol subdivisions a little better? (tarkus) 03/02/08, 14:20

wow, konnakol is awesome (pastichery) 03/02/08, 14:32

No doubt. (tarkus) 03/02/08, 14:41

yeah, for once there was actually an informative youtube comment (!!!) (pastichery) 03/03/08, 08:51

How much do you bench NOW (xylophone buggery) 03/03/08, 09:41

I'm building down: 195. nt (Long Gone Daddy) 03/04/08, 00:47

Amy Ray yes/no? (nt) (Pinkie Snarq) 03/03/08, 19:09

Yes if you like Sleater/Kinney and Indigo Girls, no if you like only one of them (Long Gone Daddy) 03/04/08, 00:47

Cool. (nt) (Pinkie Snarq) 03/04/08, 05:59

Are cat videos awesome or the most awesome? n/t (SolRo) 03/03/08, 20:03

"...why always, Boris?" nt (Long Gone Daddy) 03/04/08, 00:46

I still those terrible knee pains in the mornings every six months or so. (Goofy Gorilla) 03/03/08, 21:29

RE: I still those terrible knee pains in the mornings every six months or so. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/03/08, 22:10

Prine or Kristofferson? (ethereal teat) 03/04/08, 03:37

Prine. nt (Long Gone Daddy) 03/04/08, 04:07

John Prine and Jon Langford get into a knife fight, who wins? (e-Sensei) 03/05/08, 18:39

Langford's English, has an innate knife-fighting ability. nt (Long Gone Daddy) 03/08/08, 09:46

I send you email. Do you receive it? (nt) (Xiphias) 03/04/08, 10:51

Yes. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/04/08, 18:41 !!!

DO ME NOW (Rated RKO) 03/05/08, 02:06

oh man you got me good (Xiphias) 03/05/08, 02:40

Will echinacea kill me? (sliggy) 03/05/08, 13:52

Skip the tea, eat more oranges and strawberries. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/05/08, 14:37

There's still been some problems with the whole insurance issue (sliggy) 03/09/08, 01:37

Is SAM-e plus a multivitamin good enough to burn off that nasty homocysteine (SharoKham) 03/05/08, 14:16

I guess? (Long Gone Daddy) 03/05/08, 14:43

Well, I do eat significant amounts of beans, meat, dairy... (SharoKham) 03/05/08, 15:21

Your B5 intake is fine otherwise you would be dead. nt (Long Gone Daddy) 03/05/08, 15:21

Oh, sorry. I panicked and went into overprotective soccer mom label-reading mode (SharoKham) 03/05/08, 15:27

Why did you never tell me about the Weepies before? (wench) 03/05/08, 18:53

There are also other people to tell you about (Long Gone Daddy) 03/07/08, 11:58

RE: There are also other people to tell you about (wench) 03/07/08, 12:14

Did you actually know about Genest and Maki? (Long Gone Daddy) 03/07/08, 12:26

RE: Did you actually know about Genest and Maki? (wench) 03/07/08, 13:20

Okay, questions. (wench) 03/07/08, 19:16

Oh, and one more: (wench) 03/10/08, 13:34

Being a wiseass (Long Gone Daddy) 03/10/08, 14:42

As usual, you are a fount of information. Thanks. (nt) (wench) 03/10/08, 18:11

RE: Okay, questions. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/10/08, 14:26

I really appreciate this. (wench) 03/10/08, 18:08

Do it. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/11/08, 09:26

I'm going to. (wench) 03/12/08, 18:43

One of my attendings in medical school... (Long Gone Daddy) 03/12/08, 20:49

Not that you asked me. (Lies, lies, LIES!) 03/12/08, 22:28

Also, wench? You are ruining the internet. (Lies, lies, LIES!) 03/13/08, 02:47

What can I say? (wench) 03/14/08, 10:10

What can change the nature of a man ? -nt (Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy) 03/07/08, 12:10

Time. Loss. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/07/08, 12:17

Brain tumors. (Goofy Gorilla) 03/07/08, 15:29

Strokes. (Goofy Gorilla) 03/07/08, 15:30

Severing the corpus callosum. (Goofy Gorilla) 03/07/08, 15:31

I prefer to think of those not as changing the nature of the man (Long Gone Daddy) 03/07/08, 22:43

Do you believe a man's nature is different than the function of his brain? (Goofy Gorilla) 03/07/08, 23:26

If only half his brain works now, are you only seeing half of his nature? (nt) (Pinkie Snarq) 03/08/08, 03:16

If a man has a tumor in his brain, is his soul conflicted? (Long Gone Daddy) 03/08/08, 08:59

no, because it doesn't exist (Midnight Man) 03/09/08, 00:54

What kind of moon-man belief system do you have in which cancer doesn't exist?nt (Long Gone Daddy) 03/09/08, 09:41

Midnight Man is the board's preeminent Christian Scientist. (Goofy Gorilla) 03/09/08, 12:38

Wow. A Christian Scientist police officer. That's terrifying. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/09/08, 13:59

if "Christain Science Cops" was a show i would watch it (Midnight Man) 03/09/08, 23:06

If "Seagram's Rye Ballroom Dance Marathon" was a show you'd watch it. nt (Long Gone Daddy) 03/10/08, 08:29

i barely understand those words (Midnight Man) 03/10/08, 13:05

So I wake up one day... (MindGeyser) 03/08/08, 05:02

Chances are that you're half as fertile as you used to be. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/08/08, 09:08

Who would you fight (xylophone buggery) 03/08/08, 10:42

I think a lot of people need a good, solid punch in the mouth. nt (Long Gone Daddy) 03/08/08, 20:42

WHO (xylophone buggery) 03/09/08, 06:53

You know I'm not going to tell you. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/09/08, 11:50

The first thing you should check is... (Sean Robinson) 03/09/08, 13:00

...yourself before you is wreck yourself. (nt) (Pinkie Snarq) 03/09/08, 18:41

If you tell people what is wrong with them, there is a chance they will change. (edgewood) 03/09/08, 21:28

Wait...are you saying you want to punch ME???????? (xylophone buggery) 03/10/08, 11:35

AS IF I DIDN'T KNOW (Midnight Man) 03/12/08, 06:40

I generally don't buy action figures for people I want to punch in the mouth. nt (Long Gone Daddy) 03/12/08, 08:30

Are you saying that you DO want to punch everyone you haven't bought (Sean Robinson) 03/12/08, 08:35

Billie Jean or When Doves Cry? (nt) (oswaldtheluckyrabbit) 03/08/08, 12:59

When Doves Cry as performed by The Be Good Tanyas. nt (Long Gone Daddy) 03/08/08, 17:19

Wrong: Rasberry Berret performed by Warren Zevon (nt) (ethereal teat) 03/08/08, 18:15

anti-depressants (ethereal teat) 03/08/08, 18:38

Damn - broken link (ethereal teat) 03/08/08, 18:42

RE: anti-depressants (Long Gone Daddy) 03/08/08, 19:53 !!!

RE: anti-depressants (Repomancer) 03/08/08, 23:57

Free samples. (Billings) 03/09/08, 00:05

Which are hoarded and given to poor patients 95% of the time. nt (Long Gone Daddy) 03/09/08, 09:42

Yep, but sometimes you're giving those poor patients SSRIs or SNRIs (Billings) 03/09/08, 22:22

Sometimes you give them because existing evidence shows they work. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/09/08, 22:46

What am I, some kind of moron? (Billings) 03/10/08, 04:09

i would also add that if you can find a psychologist (Cap'n Profan!ty) 03/09/08, 03:09

RE: i would also add that if you can find a psychologist (StinkyFist) 03/11/08, 17:10

No, this was actually more recently, here in New England. (Cap'n Profan!ty) 03/11/08, 21:29

Most psychologists have psychiatrists they refer their patients to (nocash) 03/11/08, 17:32

True, but if you find someone with an integrated approach (Cap'n Profan!ty) 03/11/08, 21:30

I think pharmacists get more kickbacks now than doctors (Noober) 03/10/08, 13:39

Sounds like Drug Reps. (Goofy Gorilla) 03/10/08, 13:43

I wish (May Cause Drowsiness) 03/11/08, 04:35

Oh, and the diabetes reps bring us sugar-filled candy and junk food (nt) (May Cause Drowsiness) 03/21/08, 17:29

What do you think about academic detailing? Is it a real solution? NT? (Sean Robinson) 03/21/08, 17:55

Sure. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/21/08, 19:38

Well (May Cause Drowsiness) 03/22/08, 00:41

Thank you. I ask because Sens. Kohl and Durbin will be introducing a bill (Sean Robinson) 03/22/08, 09:35

RE: anti-depressants (Slagathor) 03/10/08, 16:50

RE: anti-depressants (pumpkininny) 03/11/08, 13:17

Well, yes. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/12/08, 08:38

Cloudy urine (Ouroboros) 03/09/08, 01:43

Probably just phosphates. (tarkus) 03/09/08, 03:14

pee ghosts (Midnight Man) 03/09/08, 04:00

A warm front interacting with cold air in your bladder. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/09/08, 09:43

if they were cumulonimbus he may have pee storms (Xiphias) 03/10/08, 16:23

I can crack my neck like Oddjob from that James Bond movie. (tarkus) 03/09/08, 13:56

That depends. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/09/08, 14:03

I'm the one you want to punch, aren't I? (tarkus) 03/09/08, 14:17

Oh Good Lord No. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/09/08, 14:19

Did you see season 7? (tarkus) 03/09/08, 14:20

Season...Seven? (Long Gone Daddy) 03/09/08, 14:33

what done did happen to my ears (Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy) 04/10/08, 19:46

my foot hurts (The Amazing Thracian Bicycle) 03/11/08, 13:23

PS: have you listened to This Riot Life yet? (The Amazing Thracian Bicycle) 03/11/08, 13:24

Ordered it, hasn't arrived as yet. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/12/08, 08:39

Gender and genetics question, doctor. (Billie_Joe_Buttfuck) 03/11/08, 14:29

Take a look -0 (Long Gone Daddy) 03/11/08, 18:22

I'd be all over it, but I'd need a username/password. -nt- (Billie_Joe_Buttfuck) 03/11/08, 19:35

Esophageal Cancer (spacker dave) 03/11/08, 17:20

Okay. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/11/08, 18:20

Thank you (spacker dave) 03/11/08, 19:44

RE: Rishi Questions, Part III. Timely Answers Not Guaranteed. (Frostilicus) 03/11/08, 22:17

RE: Rishi Questions, Part III. Timely Answers Not Guaranteed. (Frostilicus) 03/11/08, 22:35

It's a diamagnetic effect caused by your pyrolitic graphite exoskeleton (Repomancer) 03/12/08, 14:27

It's static electricity. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/12/08, 15:04

isn't that how those coldheat soldering irons work? nt (Cap'n Profan!ty) 03/12/08, 18:12

It's not sinister, it's a gift (Noober) 03/12/08, 15:11

RE: Rishi Questions, Part III. Timely Answers Not Guaranteed. (Pinkie Snarq) 03/16/08, 08:21

It means you're going to be cut up into thousands of tiny pieces (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 03/16/08, 12:43

I'm thinking of cutting my hair (Frostilicus) 03/13/08, 18:52

When I return let's go out (Long Gone Daddy) 03/13/08, 22:32

Ulcerative Colitis. (happy and angry) 03/16/08, 08:04

How old is your wife? (Long Gone Daddy) 03/16/08, 08:55

How fresh... ! (happy and angry) 03/16/08, 09:46

Okay. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/16/08, 11:23

Can't just offer advice without being a dick, huh? (happy and angry) 03/16/08, 11:28

The surgery is for cancer evasion. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/16/08, 12:05

No. (happy and angry) 03/16/08, 12:24

She shouldn't take sulfasalazine if the Salofalk didn't suit her. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/16/08, 13:56

I've been reading up on it. (happy and angry) 03/16/08, 14:40

It's a monoclonal antibody. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/16/08, 14:49

Remicade (May Cause Drowsiness) 03/16/08, 19:11

Ontario. (happy and angry) 03/16/08, 23:07

Curachabec. (Billie_Joe_Buttfuck) 03/19/08, 12:36

Has she tried Entocort? (May Cause Drowsiness) 03/16/08, 19:29

No, but she's been (happy and angry) 03/16/08, 23:06

I tripped and landed badly on my wrist (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 03/16/08, 12:07

I can't even open the door with it :( (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 03/16/08, 13:13

You dumb bastard (Long Gone Daddy) 03/16/08, 13:57

Well, fuck you, Dr Bastard (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 03/16/08, 14:05

NO YOU CAN'T nt (Long Gone Daddy) 03/16/08, 14:48

But I've already learned to open a Pepsi with one hand (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 03/16/08, 15:05

Why do you people not listen to Rishi? (tarkus) 03/16/08, 15:12

Normally I'd say that would be a good thing. (happy and angry) 03/16/08, 15:14

I Listened To Rishi(tm) and I didn't die from tetanus! (mobius) 03/17/08, 05:53

My mother broke her wrist in the same manner. (wench) 03/16/08, 15:27

The nurse complimented me on the state of my swelling (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 03/16/08, 18:47

You are the duumbest fucker on poe news (Midnight Man) 03/16/08, 15:28

WHEN I PUT ICE IN MY POCKET MY LEG GETS COLD (Long Gone Daddy) 03/16/08, 15:44

One bruised or broken scaphoid later (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 03/16/08, 18:42

Oh, kid. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/16/08, 19:00

Oh. Between my atypical bone and the fine, dark lin through it (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 03/16/08, 19:14

I am not trying to worry you. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/17/08, 17:59

Yeah, the doctor warned me that in extreme cases the bone can lose its blood (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 03/18/08, 14:14

Worst post ever. (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 03/18/08, 14:16

One fractured scaphoid, although not separated (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 03/31/08, 09:07

Nondisplaced. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/31/08, 11:40

They do make them in black (nt) (Repomancer) 03/17/08, 21:59

Beat you! (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 04/01/08, 13:32

Dear Rishi: Where can I find an unscrupulous doctor? (HURF BLURF DUH) 03/16/08, 16:35

Go to a gym. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/16/08, 18:10

Oh I plan to keep him as my primary care guy. (HURF BLURF DUH) 03/16/08, 18:30

Don't bother. (spork865) 04/10/08, 16:54

Is it dangerous to take otc meds every day/long term? (racetraitor) 03/17/08, 00:33

YOU ARE GOING TO ASPLODE (Pinkie Snarq) 03/17/08, 06:11

Well, that depends. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/17/08, 08:51

Why don't rectal wounds suffer from massive infections? (metalgazebo) 03/17/08, 03:49

Sometimes they do. Anal piercings don't heal easily, because of the poop. (nt) (Pinkie Snarq) 03/17/08, 06:09

Sometimes they do. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/17/08, 08:49

Man, why didn't I think of that question! (Frostilicus) 03/17/08, 23:29

when are you coming back to chat (Flux) 03/17/08, 22:24

Aw, I'll be back soon. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/17/08, 23:27

RE: Aw, I'll be back soon. (Flux) 03/18/08, 01:06

No, I'm just coming to see people. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/18/08, 01:07

Knee noises (Pittrivers) 03/18/08, 00:44

In this order (Long Gone Daddy) 03/18/08, 01:05

Thanks! Ortho-doctors, ahoy! (Pittrivers) 03/18/08, 04:18

What would a doctor need to do these days.... (metalgazebo) 03/18/08, 02:20

remember the raelians (Long Gone Daddy) 03/18/08, 02:27

The Raelians' Pope Alice has nine boobs and a big wang. (Pinkie Snarq) 03/18/08, 03:00

cultural question (simulacra) 03/24/08, 15:08

Hm. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/24/08, 16:17

RE: Hm. (simulacra) 03/24/08, 16:30

That's hilarious (Long Gone Daddy) 03/24/08, 17:19

why you calling guys smelly right in front of them? (simulacra) 04/07/08, 10:43

RE: why you calling guys smelly right in front of them? (Long Gone Daddy) 04/07/08, 11:30

nah, i don't know many people around here. (simulacra) 04/07/08, 12:18

He used to work at a Yankee Candle out in Allston or Somerville (Long Gone Daddy) 04/07/08, 13:49

Friday, I went to a dermatologist about some troublesome moles and such. (snerd2) 03/24/08, 18:03

Be a pain in the ass. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/24/08, 19:24

Thank you. (snerd2) 03/24/08, 20:36

Doctors' offices are often staffed with people who treat the physician as if (Long Gone Daddy) 03/24/08, 21:05

I was able to contact Dr. Dermatologist directly. (snerd2) 03/29/08, 13:50

Is it normal to take a lot of skin when removing a mole? (snerd2) 04/01/08, 19:36

When someone has a history of melanoma? Sure. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/01/08, 20:53

Sinus infections/trouble (Frostilicus) 03/24/08, 22:45

RE: Sinus infections/trouble (Slagathor) 03/24/08, 22:47

RE: Sinus infections/trouble (nocash) 03/24/08, 23:13

It depends. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/24/08, 23:08

She's the one whose down with it. (Frostilicus) 03/24/08, 23:31

Bring her over on Thursday night. nt (Long Gone Daddy) 03/24/08, 23:52

A request (Slagathor) 03/24/08, 23:41

Okay. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/24/08, 23:51

He can't. He has a condition. (Ouroboros) 03/25/08, 01:11

Someday, Alice! (Frostilicus) 03/25/08, 10:28

When should I have a baby? (sliggy) 03/25/08, 00:31

When you were seventeen years old. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/25/08, 14:38

Combination nose job sinus surgery and throat surgery (Slagathor) 03/31/08, 10:58

Septoplasty, rhinoplasty and uvulopalatopharyngoplasty? nt (Long Gone Daddy) 03/31/08, 11:10

RE: Septoplasty, rhinoplasty and uvulopalatopharyngoplasty? nt (Slagathor) 04/01/08, 05:53

RE: Rishi Questions, Part III. Timely Answers Not Guaranteed. (Mayberry Pancakes) 03/31/08, 11:13

Everyone has that. (Long Gone Daddy) 03/31/08, 11:39

RE: Everyone has that. (Repomancer) 03/31/08, 12:10

I never actually saw The Matrix, but (Mayberry Pancakes) 03/31/08, 15:39

RE: I never actually saw The Matrix, but (Long Gone Daddy) 04/02/08, 12:44

RE: I never actually saw The Matrix, but (Repomancer) 04/02/08, 13:39

RE: I never actually saw The Matrix, but (Frostilicus) 04/02/08, 20:16

This came up once in one of my undergraduate psychology classes. (Baldr) 04/02/08, 03:00

Ulcer (Viator) 04/02/08, 12:09

Reflux. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/02/08, 12:43

Figures (Viator) 04/02/08, 17:40

Congratulations on quitting smoking. nt (SharoKham) 04/02/08, 18:25

RE: Reflux. (Phlogiston) 04/02/08, 22:12

generally, incompetence of the lower esophageal sphincter. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/03/08, 00:05

How am I supposed to email you, mate? (Pinkie Snarq) 04/04/08, 05:04

doctor dot rishi at geeeeeeeeeeemail baby (Long Gone Daddy) 04/04/08, 08:11

^_^ (Pinkie Snarq) 04/04/08, 18:58

Now Ashley knows my secret (Long Gone Daddy) 04/04/08, 23:29

Well I hope it gives you satisfaction. (Pinkie Snarq) 04/05/08, 02:58

You're also privy to the Real Personal Life of Rishi McClurg (Long Gone Daddy) 04/06/08, 15:50

My fucking scalp (Knuckles) 04/04/08, 05:57

you need a new scalp (pastichery) 04/04/08, 08:53

This isn't unusual. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/04/08, 10:31

Hiya, Dr. Evil (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 04/05/08, 14:33

RE: Hiya, Dr. Evil (Long Gone Daddy) 04/05/08, 17:36

Is it possible to be born without a butthole (XYAmazon) 04/05/08, 14:46

RE: Is it possible to be born without a butthole (StarWarsTattoo) 04/05/08, 15:23

I've got this one. (Billie_Joe_Buttfuck) 04/05/08, 15:37

RE: Is it possible to be born without a butthole (Long Gone Daddy) 04/05/08, 17:35

Didn't mean to step on your toes, doc. (Billie_Joe_Buttfuck) 04/10/08, 17:21

Not at all, sir. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/10/08, 18:23

favorite nik kershaw song? (colander) 04/05/08, 17:47

RE: favorite nik kershaw song? (Long Gone Daddy) 04/05/08, 21:41

Are you back home now? (tarkus) 04/05/08, 17:53

No, I'm in New York. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/05/08, 21:41

By home I meant New York, not home home. (tarkus) 04/05/08, 22:15

Uh....yeah? (Long Gone Daddy) 04/06/08, 09:39

If I move back to New Jersey, will you come hang out with us? (Cap'n Profan!ty) 04/06/08, 15:14

Can you think of anything more creative than eggs to go with smoked mackrel? (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 04/06/08, 17:59

A jewish funeral. nt (nocash) 04/06/08, 21:44

oh crap that would explain the fed-ex'd box of earth and open casket. (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 04/06/08, 21:58

I've just installed a BP-Z3 into a 1997 MX6 (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 04/06/08, 18:03

I Have An Ear Ache (Gibbs) 04/06/08, 21:25

Stop putting weird things in your ear. (nt) (Pinkie Snarq) 04/06/08, 21:47

Check the earwax softener (Long Gone Daddy) 04/06/08, 22:14

RE: Check the earwax softener (Gibbs) 04/08/08, 00:32

RE: Check the earwax softener (Long Gone Daddy) 04/08/08, 00:41

RE: Check the earwax softener (Gibbs) 04/08/08, 00:44

RE: Check the earwax softener (Long Gone Daddy) 04/08/08, 00:57

RE: Check the earwax softener (Gibbs) 04/08/08, 01:07

RE: Check the earwax softener (Long Gone Daddy) 04/08/08, 01:11

RE: Check the earwax softener (Gibbs) 04/08/08, 01:43

RE: Check the earwax softener (Long Gone Daddy) 04/08/08, 01:52

RE: Check the earwax softener (Gibbs) 04/08/08, 02:18

RE: Check the earwax softener (Long Gone Daddy) 04/08/08, 03:08 !!!

RE: Check the earwax softener (Gibbs) 04/08/08, 15:52

RE: Check the earwax softener (Long Gone Daddy) 04/08/08, 16:27

RE: Check the earwax softener (Gibbs) 04/08/08, 16:47

RE: Check the earwax softener (Long Gone Daddy) 04/10/08, 16:45

i just wanted to say (Comrade Admiral) 04/29/08, 18:58

Is it weird for GPs not to perform annual gyno exams? (wench) 04/06/08, 22:25

No, it's not really weird. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/07/08, 08:25

God, you're so sexist. (wench) 04/07/08, 09:08

RE: God, you're so sexist. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/07/08, 09:14

Why don't you believe them? (wench) 04/07/08, 09:29

have you thought about becoming an astronaut (XYAmazon) 04/07/08, 09:47

I am so not into pooping in diapers. (wench) 04/07/08, 09:59

So you know everything about applying to medical school? (Long Gone Daddy) 04/07/08, 11:29

wench brings up a good point (XYAmazon) 04/07/08, 23:46

You hold it. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/08/08, 00:42

What if? (Slagathor) 04/08/08, 09:06

The captain's pet jellyfish invariably escapes and stings the diplomat's brain. (Sean Robinson) 04/08/08, 09:53

Sick family (gorch) 04/08/08, 17:41

I'm so sorry. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/08/08, 20:40

Thanks. I think I just mostly needed to vent there. (gorch) 04/09/08, 00:52

My stomach is fucked up with something that is not an ulcer. (Surlybird) 04/09/08, 13:03

RE: My stomach is fucked up with something that is not an ulcer. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/09/08, 13:50

Wow, fast. Thank you. (Surlybird) 04/09/08, 14:47

but if it were GERD, wouldn't the Prevacid help more? nt (Repomancer) 04/09/08, 15:52

It's hard to define what "help some" means (Long Gone Daddy) 04/09/08, 15:56

I thought GERD didn't fit because I rarely have heartburn, but hey (Surlybird) 04/09/08, 21:57

Get the breath test for H. pylori, the blood one is just stupid (DrStrange) 04/10/08, 00:52

Dr. Strange! Whencefrom hast thou come? (Long Gone Daddy) 04/10/08, 08:50

RE: Dr. Strange! Whencefrom hast thou come? (DrStrange) 04/10/08, 18:17

Why don't drugs have side effects like (pms) 04/09/08, 13:36

they do (Long Gone Daddy) 04/09/08, 13:51

RE: they do (Son of Slam) 04/09/08, 19:01

I read that: "Why don't drugs have side effects like pms?" (Cap'n Profan!ty) 04/10/08, 13:48

IF YOU ONLY KNEW ME (pms) 04/10/08, 16:50

Stupid question (dotdotdot) 04/10/08, 09:43

What (Long Gone Daddy) 04/10/08, 10:03

LIKE (dotdotdot) 04/10/08, 13:45

Yes. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/10/08, 13:47

All right, thanks (dotdotdot) 04/10/08, 13:56

Did my radiation treatment really make me shorter? (e-Sensei) 04/10/08, 20:44

Quickly (Long Gone Daddy) 04/11/08, 02:28

Thanks (e-Sensei) 04/11/08, 10:08

accidentally stuck this in a reply-hearing problems (Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy) 04/11/08, 18:39

Have you gone to an ENT? nt (Long Gone Daddy) 04/12/08, 15:05

yep, thats where I was nose-raped (Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy) 04/12/08, 18:25

RE: yep, thats where I was nose-raped (Long Gone Daddy) 04/12/08, 19:02

RE: yep, thats where I was nose-raped (Pinkie Snarq) 04/12/08, 21:57

the appointment was 10 dollars (Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy) 04/12/08, 23:04

Once or twice a year, it feels as though my xiphoid process . . . (Creeps) 04/13/08, 02:20

RE: Once or twice a year, it feels as though my xiphoid process . . . (Long Gone Daddy) 04/22/08, 16:34

Why do you feel the urge to shout at people over the internet? (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 04/15/08, 07:10

Maybe they're deaf. (nt) (Grape Soda Diabetes) 04/22/08, 04:06

Why did you wish me a happy passover (XYAmazon) 04/21/08, 20:29

Chag Sameach Pesach (Long Gone Daddy) 04/22/08, 11:28

I know you're not jewish. (XYAmazon) 04/22/08, 12:44

You don't know I'm not Jewish. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/22/08, 12:46

I don't know you're not a woman either (XYAmazon) 04/22/08, 19:37

That's ridiculous. (Xiphias) 04/22/08, 19:58

I have a small patch of very dry skin under my right eyebrow. (Magic Chef) 04/22/08, 14:22

Try some over the counter hydrocortisone cream. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/22/08, 14:55

I had that same thing for a while, dude. (Pinkie Snarq) 04/24/08, 20:41

Mine has cleared up. (Magic Chef) 04/28/08, 12:03

So I'm just about to start dying my hair whore blond (salvage88) 04/24/08, 11:57

IT IS BLEACH IN YOUR GODDAMN EYES (pastichery) 04/24/08, 12:10

BLEACH IN YOUR GOD DAMNED EYES (Long Gone Daddy) 04/24/08, 12:18

Yeah I get bleech bad for eyes (salvage88) 04/24/08, 15:13

Cos that shit gets trapped under the lens. (AcierOcolotl) 04/24/08, 16:41

I'm pretty sure that there's a scenario where the lens gets bonded to your eye. (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 04/26/08, 11:51

Cyanoacrylate fumes can do that and are also used in forensics. (Goofy Gorilla) 04/26/08, 12:17

Thanks. I'm pretty sure that's what he was talking about. nt (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 04/26/08, 12:30

DON'T PUT BLEACH IN YOUR EYES DON'T DON'T PUT BLEACH IN YOUR EYES (Sean Robinson) 04/24/08, 12:31

Credit them. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/24/08, 13:13

Suggesting that they had to be identified is a insult to their legacy. NT. (Sean Robinson) 04/24/08, 13:30

Aren't you a little old for that? nt (nocash) 04/24/08, 13:33

give him a break, man (Xiphias) 04/24/08, 13:39

Obviously not (NT) (salvage88) 04/24/08, 15:14

Oh I thought you were like in your late 30's (nocash) 04/24/08, 15:22

No, no, that's right I am (salvage88) 04/24/08, 16:15

Which one of us is Deuce (XYAmazon) 04/26/08, 22:33

Astrid is Deuce and you are Spigot (Long Gone Daddy) 04/29/08, 16:27

Ribs question (Dr Dim) 04/28/08, 04:02

Go to the emergency room (Long Gone Daddy) 04/29/08, 17:58

So swimming is OK? (Dr Dim) 04/30/08, 21:52

Does my doctor think I'm a hypochondriac? (Noober) 04/29/08, 02:02

Bloodwork is not the end all and be all of diagnosis. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/29/08, 18:01

The latter is what I'm afraid of (Noober) 04/29/08, 19:28

You know, most people just grimace and live with pain. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/29/08, 21:27

If you call that living (Noober) 04/29/08, 21:45

RE: If you call that living (Repomancer) 04/29/08, 22:45

I heard you passed out from three beers (Frostilicus) 04/29/08, 13:18

yeah actually I heard that too nt (Flux) 04/29/08, 16:41

Well, both of you heard wrong. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/29/08, 17:57

This is the sort of bet I would like to take up with you (happy and angry) 04/29/08, 18:17

Doc, c'mon, don't take the bait. (Sean Robinson) 04/29/08, 18:24

RE: Well, both of you heard wrong. (Flux) 04/29/08, 21:56

All the dinosaurs at Frostilicus park are female. (Frostilicus) 04/30/08, 00:34

So you're a human episode of Family Guy, now? nt (Long Gone Daddy) 04/30/08, 08:27

Inflammation of the foreskin.... (SpookyElectric) 04/29/08, 16:33

Go to the doctor's. (Long Gone Daddy) 04/29/08, 17:59

go get it taken off. nt (nocash) 04/29/08, 19:14

quelle surprise (SpookyElectric) 04/30/08, 15:15

I had that too.... (Syphlictic Rage) 04/29/08, 22:04

RE: I had that too.... (Cap'n Profan!ty) 04/29/08, 22:13

RE: I had that too.... (Syphlictic Rage) 04/29/08, 22:24

RE: Inflammation of the foreskin? SURE-FIRE CURE (Repomancer) 05/01/08, 18:29

You don't know me yet, but... (pan) 04/30/08, 09:30

E Question (Gibbs) 04/30/08, 20:53

RE: E Question (Pinkie Snarq) 04/30/08, 21:58

RE: E Question (Noober) 05/01/08, 03:56

No, I'm serious. I'm talking about actual facts here, unlike the War On Drugs. (Pinkie Snarq) 05/01/08, 08:45

E is neurotoxic. (Xiphias) 05/01/08, 11:28

I'm afraid you're wrong. (Long Gone Daddy) 05/01/08, 11:33

You're the doctor. (Pinkie Snarq) 05/01/08, 17:32

no one cares why you were wrong (Noober) 05/01/08, 17:34

you could care less, sugar (Pinkie Snarq) 05/01/08, 17:36

I did. (Long Gone Daddy) 05/01/08, 21:32

RE: I'm afraid you're wrong. (Gibbs) 05/02/08, 01:10

No. (Long Gone Daddy) 05/02/08, 11:19

RE: No. (Frostilicus) 05/02/08, 18:07

that's twice recently you've mentioned all the drugs you take (Influence Device TIMR) 05/01/08, 04:51

why are you doing this? (nocash) 05/01/08, 11:32

I like when Gibbs gets all murderous and fat (Influence Device TIMR) 05/02/08, 00:52

it's almost as if he was no longer living at home (pastichery) 05/01/08, 11:41

if he's moved out in the last fortnight I missed it (Influence Device TIMR) 05/02/08, 00:53

RE: that's twice recently you've mentioned all the drugs you take (Gibbs) 05/02/08, 01:07

honestly curious: where did I lie? (Influence Device TIMR) 05/02/08, 01:10

Because I already Killed IDTMR (Gibbs) 05/02/08, 01:14

It's disturbingly obvious when you're pretending to be crazy. (Long Gone Daddy) 05/02/08, 11:21

I really did it man (Gibbs) 05/02/08, 20:02

Your story would be a lot more believable (Influence Device TIMR) 05/02/08, 21:04

Flipper People?? (Ranger Danger Hank) 05/01/08, 08:53

Thalidomide (e-Sensei) 05/01/08, 10:26

Many causes (Long Gone Daddy) 05/01/08, 13:29

I would just like to add that porpoise DNA is not one of them (Noober) 05/01/08, 15:53

This is why your doctor doesn't like you nt (Long Gone Daddy) 05/01/08, 18:03

what about intelligent design? (Ranger Danger Hank) 05/02/08, 09:31

Well what about (Sean Robinson) 05/02/08, 09:47

why do a person's joints and gums swell up and hurt during a sinus infection (edgewood) 05/01/08, 09:06

When your sinuses are infected, your main snot producing glands get gummed up. (Sean Robinson) 05/01/08, 09:46

Different mechanisms (Long Gone Daddy) 05/01/08, 13:27

Kind of (very) important question (Leonassan) 05/10/08, 21:29

doctor dot rishi at gee mail dot com nt (Long Gone Daddy) 05/11/08, 00:43

Email sent. (Leonassan) 05/13/08, 02:32

I answered you! (Long Gone Daddy) 05/13/08, 05:42

Nothing in my inbox. (Leonassan) 05/13/08, 08:30

I saw a chart on the effects of various rep ranges in weight training (SharoKham) 05/11/08, 15:05

I have no idea. (Long Gone Daddy) 05/13/08, 00:59

Do you have time to entertain a question about hernias? (Parabellos) 05/13/08, 00:56

RE: Do you have time to entertain a question about hernias? (Parabellos) 05/13/08, 00:57

Maybe I just can't use the internet at all. n/t (Parabellos) 05/13/08, 00:57

Shouldice is legendary. (Long Gone Daddy) 05/13/08, 00:57

Thank you very much n/t (Parabellos) 05/13/08, 02:43

Why don't I get sick? Ever? Never Ever? (StinkyFist) 05/13/08, 22:45

check your pulse: (raith) 05/19/08, 09:28

Who the hell knows? (Long Gone Daddy) 05/20/08, 12:58

White blood cell count - 250,000 (Son of Slam) 05/13/08, 23:13

Email me tonight. doctor dot rishi at gee mail dot com. (Long Gone Daddy) 05/14/08, 01:11

I think one of my friends is seriously depressed (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 05/19/08, 05:55

Things that get you hospitalised: (Surlybird) 05/19/08, 17:36

Hey, thanks. (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 05/19/08, 21:04

Talk to his wife. (Long Gone Daddy) 05/20/08, 12:46

Wise advice. (Big Beef Burritos Supreme) 05/21/08, 00:48

Are you allowed to take cash, or must you do everything through insurance? (Ron Mexico Gave Me Herpes) 05/19/08, 15:41

We're allowed to take whatever we want in payment. (Long Gone Daddy) 05/20/08, 12:56

What about barter? (mobius) 05/20/08, 20:34

Is there a 'healthy' bar for alcohol tolerance? (Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy) 05/20/08, 04:23

This is a retarded question. (Long Gone Daddy) 05/20/08, 13:00

thanks for being all snooty and not actually answering my question (Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy) 05/20/08, 20:21

TOLERANCE IS A SYMPTOM OF DEPENDENCE (Long Gone Daddy) 05/20/08, 22:57

DEMAND YOUR MONEY BACK. (Sean Robinson) 05/20/08, 23:49

Has it occurred to you that your preference for girl drink is confusing (Viator) 05/21/08, 00:09

VC is tasty (Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy) 05/21/08, 11:12

The GABA receptors in your brain are deciding they don't much care for GABA (Goofy Gorilla) 05/21/08, 00:25

P.S.: Drinking is healthy when you liimit you intake. The j-curve is pretty well (Goofy Gorilla) 05/21/08, 00:32

Does he sound as if he's even remotely within the J-curve's benefit zone (Long Gone Daddy) 05/21/08, 07:48

I specifically said I don't drink alone (Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy) 05/21/08, 11:04

I specifically said I don't drink alone (Long Gone Daddy) 05/21/08, 11:44

No, he sounds like a guy that's considering suicide alone in a bar. (Goofy Gorilla) 05/21/08, 12:58

Why are normal sized people sometimes born with midget heads? (nocash) 05/20/08, 11:37

Jews (Long Gone Daddy) 05/20/08, 13:00

I meant a normal-sized head that is shaped like a midget head. (nocash) 05/20/08, 13:23

That is a condition known as "being Swedish." (Long Gone Daddy) 05/20/08, 13:26

Should I drain my own cauliflower ear? (Dr Dim) 05/20/08, 14:27

No, Jesus. (Long Gone Daddy) 05/20/08, 14:36

Really? That's no fun. (Dr Dim) 05/20/08, 15:29

Hey Dr. Dim (Goofy Gorilla) 05/20/08, 14:50

They do look similar (Dr Dim) 05/20/08, 15:11

Constant ringing in the ears (doc_m) 05/21/08, 08:19

Depends on the cause. (Long Gone Daddy) 05/21/08, 11:48

Thank you nT (doc_m) 05/21/08, 22:16

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