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Jane_Doe 04/27/07, 01:17
|It was fatal - this laptop is horribly, terribly dead, of a grievous injury that has torn it into ribbons.|
But in seven days time, it shall rise again from the dead. Tiny little circuits will writhe in foul and unspeakable manners alien to our pathways of thought, recombining in profane arrays that burn the eyes and scour the brain, giving it a new, unnatural life unlike that which we have seen for over two weeks time.
The catch? It must sustain its new life not only on electricity and porn, but on brains. The tiny little shattercircuits that rewired to repair this monstrosity require neural matter to maintain its self-repair programming (which, as you might expect, gets quite a workout on a self-mobile laptop). Worse, because this fiendish device must remain cute in order maintain the proper laptop "look", it must be kitten brains.
Unless you really want an indestructible self-mobile laptop that runs on kittens, I would highly recommend disassembling it at once, preferably starting with the CPU.
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Both. (Jane_Doe) 04/27/07, 01:17