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	Title: You must be registered to post in this forum, register/login here. Message: [quote]This is a chat log. I cut out some of the extraneous dialogue and tried to make it a bit easier on the eyes, apologies for it looking like crap. This is an encounter I had in books and literature 1 with Alan, the Lifecoach. Alan, the Lifecoach: is anyone actualy going to talk to me in this room? in the other rooms they sit and do not talk Alan, the Lifecoach: i don't undrstand all these people who's names are along the side but who never type six664god: lol benjy you sure do talk about my dick a lot Benjy: i wonder why the average joe always get so bothered when you raise a question abt his dick Alan, the Lifecoach: it is a COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME to be online and not doing anything. that is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what you should do management_geek: "go fuck yourself doesnt make sense" parasels: they are the vulture, waiting to pounce parasels: oh man Alan, the Lifecoach: what books are we talking about here today my friendly firends? management_geek: because if u decided to fuck urself.....u wouldnt have to go anywhere parasels: YOU EVER READ THE SECRET???? peeved_inc: i should be studying six664god: well i brough up romain gary alan but no one took it up probably cos no ones read him before Alan, the Lifecoach: yes i have. the secret was EXCELLENT clad_me: hi all Benjy: well if we could discuss whiteys books without a problem i wonder why we cant bring in some dicks, now get over it, fascination and boredome are two diff things Alan, the Lifecoach: i work as a life coach and i tell everyone about the poers of positive visualization clad_me: hello ladies six664god: boobs benjy boobs six664god: slow down benjy i think my cock has you overexcited clad_me: i love snowy ones Benjy: sorry, fruedian slip, i love this room what can i say Alan, the Lifecoach: that i s anothe rmistake i see peole make online all the time. it is NOT A GOOD IDEA to be graphicaly sexual. women DO NOT LIKE IT and it puts them off six664god: what? Alan, the Lifecoach: i could teach you how to get women online if that is what you are after six664god: is that true guys? Benjy: sometimes i do go books and clit, todays just isnt my spell day six664god: alan be my yoda Alan, the Lifecoach: yoda? six664god: yoda Alan, the Lifecoach: what is a yoda? six664god: google it alan Alan, the Lifecoach: i am a trained life coach r4ndom_wom4n: ♫ simple civility wouldn't go amiss six664god: alan, teach me in thy wisdom in how to get online boobage clad_me: yoga + dancing Alan, the Lifecoach: first thing do not say the word boobage the women DO NOT APPROVE of sexest language six664god: no? six664god: what word should i use? six664god: tatas? Alan, the Lifecoach: say bussom six664god: oh ok six664god: let me try that six664god: bussom Alan, the Lifecoach: always refer to women breats as bussom scary_multitude: whats boobage? six664god: ok ladies show me yer busoms Alan, the Lifecoach: but don't say it to much rough_diamond_robert: I guess women find large ass fonts in red and underlined REALLY impressive? six664god: hah Alan, the Lifecoach: YOU LOOK LIKE A STINKPIG WHEN YO UUSE LANGUAGE LIKE THAT rough_diamond_robert: Alan - YOU need a lifecoach Alan, the Lifecoach: you are noticing the font i am typeing with six664god: alan needs a chat coach parasels: what if you're depressed and you are not motivated to do anything Alan, the Lifecoach: i AM A LIFECOACH SO I DON"T NEED ONE rough_diamond_robert: yes, it sucketh greatly janesmith: jonj is a dumbass parasels: what do you do r4ndom_wom4n: ♫ he's an alcoholic clad_me: chat trainer Alan, the Lifecoach: you should motivate yourself to get out and do something then parasels: how do you motivate yourself Alan, the Lifecoach: you only get just this one life and you have to make it count rough_diamond_robert: All the lifecoaches I know have their own personal lifecoaches clad_me: zia can be a chat coach six664god: alan, you mean go "out there" Alan, the Lifecoach: you just motivate yourself. you have to want it. yo uhave to want the prize clad_me: but Pakistanni kills there coaches r4ndom_wom4n: ♫ he's a fake six664god: alan, you mean if i go "out there" ill get all the busom i want? parasels: what's the prize Whitey: Red, underlined font, how can we not notice? Alan, the Lifecoach: whatever that przie is. you have to want your bliss Alan, the Lifecoach: the prize is your bliss. it's your life. parasels: I want to fuck a hot guy should I go drive to his house right now? six664god: bliss=boobage? BOOKMAN=Weltanschauung: BOB WOOLMER .............CLAD clad_me: yep r4ndom_wom4n: ♫ slurred rough_diamond_robert: Alan - my advice to you is: first: get a life two: get rid of that smart ass font three: get yourself a real lifecoach Whitey: lol Par six664god: yes parasels ill meet you in an hour Alan, the Lifecoach: are you fat? if you are fat you shoul dlose weight befroe you drive to hi shouse clad_me: bookman Alan, the Lifecoach: I AM A REAL LIFECOACH YOU IDIOT parasels: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT rough_diamond_robert: no no no six664god: yes im huge Whitey: Call him to your house Alan, the Lifecoach: i am askinf i you ar efat. sexy people do not like fat people six664god: how did you know? six664god: its as if my wait is my cam on? Alan, the Lifecoach: i have found most people who are online are fat rough_diamond_robert: You would never call another person an idiot if you were a real coach six664god: yes im huge BOOKMAN=Weltanschauung: THE COACH .................... THEY STILL CANT SETTLE ON A CAUSE OF DEATH ....................... parasels: I AM FAT YOU ARE RIGHT six664god: im bigger than parasels rough_diamond_robert: I do believe you would like to be a lifecoach, Alan parasels: WHAT DO I DO SO I CAN FUCK THE HOT SEXY MAN r4ndom_wom4n: ♫ you're not a fit partner jonj3233 Alan, the Lifecoach: sometimes i get impatient robert because people do no t want to fix they're lives Alan, the Lifecoach: if you are fat you must first lose weight clad_me: lol...they have bribed...the Jamican police too janesmith: you're right random six664god: alan, if i get fit can i fuck you in the ass cos youre an obvious fag parasels: but I love fried chicken parasels: help rough_diamond_robert: Alan - I fixed my life and now I want to fix the lives of sad lifecoaches Alan, the Lifecoach: i am not a fag i love women six664god: no youre a fag six664god: for sure six664god: you scream gay Alan, the Lifecoach: shut up youre the fag not me six664god: i cant see your red font but i can say that red font is gay Alan, the Lifecoach: I AM NOT A FAG YOU FAGGOT Whitey: lol six664god: no youre the fag Alan, the Lifecoach: NO YOUR THE FAG parasels: IT IS NOT FAGGOT IT IS HOMOSEXUAL six664god: what straight person do you know thats a life coach? parasels: YOU ARE BOTH BIGOTED Alan, the Lifecoach: IF YOU WERE HERE YOU WOULD NOT BE SAYING THIS TO ME YOU FAG rough_diamond_robert: I think red underlined large fonts are very very indicative of insecurity and gayness Alan, the Lifecoach: LOOK AT MY PICTURE AND YOU WLIL SEE six664god: fuck and all caps clad_me: I believe,,the Paki captain...fell over their coach...and they..made it a case of strangulation six664god: youre definitely gay parasels: ALAN ARE YOU HOLDING A DILDO IN YOUR PICTURE six664god: lol parasels: THAT LOOKS LIKE A DILDO Alan, the Lifecoach: i'm sorry about th ecaps sometimes i get frustrated when people dont want to fix themselve clad_me: what is a GAY rough_diamond_robert: I think you also could do with an English coach, Alan six664god: hes holding his dads cock in his ass Alan, the Lifecoach: i am holding a sword. i am in a dojo rough_diamond_robert: I think you need to get a fix, Alan six664god: you are a fag six664god: you eat cock Alan, the Lifecoach: you are stupid a stupid faggot, faggot Alan, the Lifecoach: NO YO UEAT COCK opportunity_mocks: Hello again. clad_me: what is a FAG....is it not FOG parasels: hey there mocks rough_diamond_robert: I have to agree with six664god - Alan, you're a born loser opportunity_mocks: Hello, Para. parasels: oh my goodness six664god: alan you eat more cock than colonel sander4s six664god: when he was alive i mean Alan, the Lifecoach: i am a lifecoach. i have been trained in how to help idiots like you ankushabs: odd book parasels: alan Whitey: lmao parasels: help yourself, dear boy clad_me: colonel sander4s ? six664god: yes colonel sander4s Alan, the Lifecoach: six here is a hint. you are making yourself look really childish right now and no one appreciates it opportunity_mocks: Gosh, Alan. You make me want to sign up with your program. clad_me: whos this GUY 6 Alan, the Lifecoach: really oportnit? i will have a website soon where you can do that and also a blog r4ndom_wom4n: ♫ he's not english opportunity_mocks: Cool! Will it have big, red, underlined font, too? Alan, the Lifecoach: yes if i can figure out how to do that i am not goo dwith computers opportunity_mocks: Maybe you need a computer coach. parasels: god this is awesome Alan, the Lifecoach: but i alwasy say that your font is a reflection of who you are so you sould make it stand out parasels: I really wish right now that I knew how to do chatlogs parasels: because this is just beautiful opportunity_mocks: I always thought big font was "compensating" for something. r4ndom_wom4n: ♫ he's not english Alan, the Lifecoach: i have a compter coach! she is nice lady intense_insanity_al: nothing like entering a chat room and being blinded by a font Benjy: i couldnt agree more mocks opportunity_mocks: I hope you're not paying her a lot. intense_insanity_al: makes signing in worth it Alan, the Lifecoach: no no to compensating reflecting r4ndom_wom4n: ♫ he wa born in africa! Alan, the Lifecoach: this is reflecting me shoe_porn: stiletto. alexisavenger: nothing like entering a chat room and finding slaves Alan, the Lifecoach: i pay her by giving her life coach sessions rough_diamond_robert: Alan - I believe you are a comedian sent by God to entertain us! shoe_porn: pfft. r4ndom_wom4n: ♫ his parentss exploiting a 3rd world economy intense_insanity_al: finding slaves? intense_insanity_al: when did that happen? alexisavenger: oohh yesss parasels: it's like having some sort of twisted internet borat rough_diamond_robert: You couldn't life coach a pig out of a sty Alan, the Lifecoach: if i am sent by god it is to help yo ufix your pityful lives clad_me: nice computer ladies..with nice boobes..their space key in keyboard gets automatically pressed six664god left the room Benjy: if i have alan on ignore am i missing sumthin? parasels: yes you are opportunity_mocks: Apparently, life coaching doesn't require much in the way of literary skills. Alan, the Lifecoach: pigs need no coachign to leave their stys which is how pigs are different than internet peopel parasels: he is delicious candy r4ndom_wom4n: ♫ he's not english Benjy: toggles ignore parasels: Alan, the Lifecoach: you are stupid a stupid faggot, faggot Alan, the Lifecoach: NO YO UEAT COCK philosophy_fun_nature joined the room Whitey: That is a great line, Alan !!!! r4ndom_wom4n: ♫ he's a cad Benjy: alan so sell me your trinkets opportunity_mocks: Bwah-ha-ha, Para! Alan, the Lifecoach: I AM NOT A FAGGOT YOU FAG HAG Phantom Of The Soap Opera: great comeback alan Alan, the Lifecoach: YOU NEED TO LOOSE WEIGHT BEFORE YOU GIVE ME ANY ADVICE AT ALL YOU SADI SO YOURSELF parasels: Alan I love you parasels: I want your babies intense_insanity_al: alan,really, what pleasure do you get out of being mocked like this? opportunity_mocks: With a coach like Alan, how could you possibly fail? janesmith: well, i see I'm not wanted on mic t a o (aka troy): that english speaking guy ... hahaha Alan, the Lifecoach: none of my students have ever failed Benjy: loose weight? when was it taut? Whitey: lol Mocks rough_diamond_robert: Alan - never get mad......just change your font to a nice gay pinkish hue...that red is just far too manly parasels: I told Alan that I am very fat Alan, the Lifecoach: red is a color of power Benjy: lol para Alan, the Lifecoach: red says that i am powerful with good ideas rough_diamond_robert: you failed, Alan - you totally failed to impress anybody here! intense_insanity_al: lol r4ndom_wom4n: ♫ he's not english ankushabs: red's the color of your undies rough_diamond_robert: red says you menstruate, Alan[/quote]
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