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Rumsfeld Fighting Technique
02/15/04 - Features - Agent White - 91 Comments
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This was originally posted in our forums by Agent White but I thought it needed to be highlighted for those who may have missed it.


You may have defeated my Southern Hook Palm technique, but can you defeat the 1000 styles of Rumsfeld?


Twin Cobra Fist!



White Axe Hand!



Grimace Palm!



Sleeping Dragon Technique!



Evil Eye Style!



Mirror Swan Palm!



Fist of the West Side!



Viper Fang!



Drunken Temple Boxing!



Lion Claw Technique!



Praying Mantis!



Coffee Palm!



Crouching Tiger!



Splashing Hands!



Quacking Duck Hand!



Pressing Palms Style!



Hidden Monkey Hands!



Swan's Nest Technique!



Fire Palm Fist!



Spider Hand Technique!





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